How do you keep those tits on a vegan diet? You must be getting a lot of proteins and fats to...

Oh...

NM.

Personally, I thought this would go in another direction ....

* Thrash shrugs *

like insertion of cucumbers and stuff?

Well, we can certainly start there with her ...

Actually I prefer the insertion of my boyfriend's monster cock, often into my pussy but quite regularly in my mouth. If only I could get all the protein I need from swallowing his hot loads on the regular, as I happily do. It's such an imperfect world!

I'm curious, however, as to where you got the idea I have tits worth worrying about. They've always been little B-cuppers. As I'm the board slut, just ask around for confirmation of this. (cue 'TIT PICS OR GTFO' post)

Actually Facebook was trying to get me to suggest friends for you or catch you up on what's happening in my life (like you care) or some such nonsense and I noticed from your profile pic that you're quite perky, unlike most vegan women I know who look like someone stapled a pair of hungry jack pancakes to their chests.

So I thought I'd ask. That's all. I've never been particularly interested in where your BF puts his "monster cock" because contrary to popular belief I have a rather healthy and quite satisfying sex life and don't feel the need to share it for the entertainment of others. Not that I begrudge you doing so, mind you. Just not my thing.

I'm thinking I may decide to get my breasts done after I have kids. Perhaps boost them up to a big C or something after the babies leave them looking something like limp chicken cutlets tacked onto my chest.

This is if any boyfriend actually wants me to have his babies. Welcome to my pity party.

If YOU don't want them, don't stretch to bod out for some dude. It's nice the way it is.

tit pics or get the fuck out

Thanks, zoomie! Thing is, I've always been pretty set on the idea of having two or three babes, but the older I get, the more I realize I'd be trading in so many of my freedoms... We'll see. I'm going back to school for a travel&tourism degree. Maybe I'll get a ring at some point during those shenanigans? Then I'll think about babies.

I also like the idea of being in peak physical condition for when I get pregnant, and I need plenty of time to get that done. I'm a sedentary slob these days. I tried to go for a short run last week and was heartily winded before 2 blocks were up. I'm ashamed of myself. For years I was able to run a 6-minute mile without straining. Now in providence (land of no social life for katie) I live on carbs and hummus and watch three hour blocks of greys anatomy while drinking red wine on my couch, often wrapped in a blanket. What the fuck?  

Potato titties !

Fuck that . Natural is good enough

FOR ANYONE!

like insertion of cucumbers and stuff?

Cucumbers with prophylactics. That what the older fat women prefer. 

I put on several pounds after quitting smoking and live on bagels and olives and watch three hour blocks of Caprica while drinking Jameson and lemon at my desk, while on Facebook, often wrapped in a blanket. Precisely, wtf.

Actually I prefer the insertion of my boyfriend's monster cock, often into my pussy but quite regularly in my mouth.

Your boyfriend has one of these and inserts it into your pussy?


Poor pussy...

That joke NEVER gets old ...

You are the most fertile during the ages of 15-30.  If I don't have the first kid then, then I'm probably not going to have any.

My mom was 32 and 35 when me and my sister were born.  Anecdotal I know, but a lot of women have kids in their 30s.

Yeah, nowadays ....

15? Shit, I'm nearly 13 years behind the curve.

My mom was 32 and 35 when me and my sister were born.  Anecdotal I know, but a lot of women have kids in their 30s.

My mum was 36 with me and 40 with my sister.

I don't want to be an old lady chasing around kids.  Well I guess I could get the help to do that.

Now you're thinking WAY too much into this ...

http://www.noob.us/humor/conan-obrien-patton-oswalt-on-old-women-giving-birth/

I wasn't thinking about this too much.  I was just assuming that I would have black slaves as servants on my plantation.. I mean my "nest egg" in my later years.

Oh, well then ...
Carry on ...

Babies having loaded-gun babies...scary

Clock is ticking:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/22/AR2010022203639.html

Women lose 90 percent of their eggs by age 30.

My kid was born when my wife was 29. He was on the cusp I tell you.

You can buy babies.

Breasts too.