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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


a celebrity you'd love to fuck(Read 66235 times)
Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #270 on: September 14, 2011, 03:32:29 PM
Yeah; I'd still do any of them ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #271 on: September 14, 2011, 04:22:07 PM
Scarlett Johansson.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #272 on: September 14, 2011, 04:23:00 PM
With her fluffing until I can get to just her; yes ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #273 on: September 15, 2011, 06:53:48 PM
Traci Lords.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #274 on: September 16, 2011, 01:29:21 PM
I guess I have a thing for witchy bitches. And dudes.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #275 on: September 17, 2011, 09:51:54 AM
Traci Lords.

She was more enthusiastic when she was 17 and in pr0n than she prolly is now ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #276 on: September 18, 2011, 09:25:27 AM
Well that's half the fun... and anyways, we're the same age.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #277 on: September 18, 2011, 12:03:56 PM
I dreamed I went through a bunch of stuff with Sabrina Lloyd last night. Long ass dream where we were just two people stuck going through a common situation and later ended up on a train together. At least I think it was a train but that wasn't really clear.



She kept shutting me down but by the end of the dream we had become playful and snugly friends.
It was a good dream.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #278 on: September 18, 2011, 12:58:24 PM
Actually in the dream her name was Valery, it wasn't about Sabrina at all, didn't even remember Sabrina until after I woke up and kept thinking, who the fuck did she look like? Because it was really bugging me. Then I remembered that old show Sliders. Same face, same body.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.