There must be masks, Eyes Wide Shut style.  WHO'S IN??

You are a creepy little man.

What is the password?

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I am SO not in.

I don't think we're invited, brook, on account of the we-don't-have-penises thing.

I sort of have a dick, but these men want the real thing, apparently.

I don't think we're invited, brook, on account of the we-don't-have-penises thing.

Yeah, I heard that English/American transplants living in the Caribbean aren't invited either. How racist is that shit? I say we have our own orgy just to spite these bigots, no?

Si I think you missed the point entirely.

(Dylan+orgy) - women = swordfight.

But if you're feeling left out I'm sure he'll let you in, race and national origin aside. I mean, you do have a penis, right?

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Si I think you missed the point entirely.

(Dylan+orgy) - women = swordfight.

But if you're feeling left out I'm sure he'll let you in, race and national origin aside. I mean, you do have a penis, right?

Hush, you. I'm working on a Si + the ladies of L-G orgy.

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Bugsy Doormouse and Hojo.

Whoa, the language evolves!

Huh?

In my day, it was "bags" or "bagsy" not "bugsy". Unless that was a typo?

I think she meant "Baggy".

In my day, it was "bags" or "bagsy" not "bugsy". Unless that was a typo?

I thought you'd be refering to that. Nope, no typo. Probably accent tbh, I m sure I could get away with saying Any of the three without anyone noticing. They all sound fine.

If we got to pick starters for an orgy, I pick Commie, Sasha, and Brooke. That would be a fun way to kick things off.

With that line up I thing someone would have to be kicked off.

It just wouldn't flow.

My fantasy orgy draft. My rules. And Rule 1 is, everyone who fucks shall get along and all will get along while fucking.

Dude, you're talking about women. Good luck with your rules.

That's why it's a fantasy draft.

I don't want to be in a fat-assy sex draft with commietwat.

I'll even throw my cock in the mix. Does that make it any better?

Don't be dissin' the fat girl with your teen age boy butt...

I wouldn't want to be in an orgy with her either.



...it'd be one on one.

Straight up, trust.

Who's bringing the plastic wrap?