http://news.yahoo.com/video/world-15749633/18402590#video=18404387

What th3 fuck are you on tonight?

Yeah. Dunno. Here:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7356127/New-Zealand-inventor-creates-flying-hovercraft.html

Thanks.

Ya know I have invented two different versions of ground effect craft but haven't built one yet. The first one uses a motorcycle engine with four squirrel cage blowers to create a directable cushion effect and would only "fly" close to the ground.

The second uses three tail rotor units from helicopters and could theoretically achieve a fair amount of altitude. 

... the only requirement is the only safety feature he built for it; a tinfoil helmet

hells yeah we got flying cars.