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yet hilarious.
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Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men(Read 1858 times)
Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men on: March 05, 2010, 07:27:25 PM
I find it odd, really ...
... if it's, in fact, true

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/03/megan_fox_has_only_slept_with.html
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #1 on: March 05, 2010, 08:24:33 PM
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Megan Fox told U.K. Harper's Bazaar that she's only slept with two men, and that she's actually quite domestic, leading a simple life with Brian Austin-Green and his son.

Wasnt he a fag?



Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #2 on: March 05, 2010, 08:25:56 PM
You might be thinking of doogie howser.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #3 on: March 05, 2010, 08:53:41 PM
WTF; why not?







BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #4 on: March 06, 2010, 06:59:17 PM
Wow. I mean, this is important? You have nothing else to discuss here? Two guys isn't enough to develop any oral skills so outside of the fact that I don't find her attractive, I'd pass anyway.

Why don't you faggots go back to last week's "One Life To Live" cuz I know you Tivo'd it...
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Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #5 on: March 06, 2010, 08:23:14 PM
You might be thinking of doogie howser.

Nah, I know he's a fag. So's Rob Halford. Big deal.



Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #6 on: March 06, 2010, 08:30:20 PM
We can probably triple that total in 30 minutes.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #7 on: March 07, 2010, 11:42:12 PM
Wow. I mean, this is important? You have nothing else to discuss here? Two guys isn't enough to develop any oral skills so outside of the fact that I don't find her attractive, I'd pass anyway.

Why don't you faggots go back to last week's "One Life To Live" cuz I know you Tivo'd it...

I found it fascinating, actually ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #8 on: March 09, 2010, 01:19:26 AM
She has big huge flipper feet and bad tattoos.  I can't wait until she turns 30 and it's over for her forever.



Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #9 on: March 09, 2010, 01:59:51 AM
Being 30, wealth and well known, is really going to make her life hell.
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Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #10 on: March 09, 2010, 06:43:07 AM
She has big huge flipper feet and bad tattoos.

Yeah that too.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Megan Fox Has Only Slept With Two Men Reply #11 on: March 11, 2010, 02:43:08 PM
I didn't truly notice that before ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')