When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds. Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off. People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
Perhaps my logic is somewhat flawed - but you'd think that someone who's devoted their life to sucking animal dick would at least have the courtesy to convert to vegetarianism. You heartless bitch.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!