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hey passmore... I mean ian(Read 14651 times)
hey passmore... I mean ian on: May 15, 2010, 07:54:52 PM
I found an old video of you.

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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 09:11:47 PM
bwahahahahaha... I was never that tough... though I'd have told the bitch a second time.



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 10:36:28 PM
He does look quite a bit like a teenage, skinhead you though. I actually remember watching that show (it was a Grange Hill spinoff), although I'm thinking I must've watched reruns.
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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #3 on: May 16, 2010, 01:26:00 AM
Was Ian:

A)  the brass knuckle dude;

B)  the black dude;

C)  the broken mouth dude;

D)  one of the boob's standing about;

OR

E)  ALL of the above?
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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #4 on: May 16, 2010, 02:13:41 AM
Pork pie hat dude,



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #5 on: May 16, 2010, 03:10:30 AM
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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #6 on: May 16, 2010, 04:12:02 AM
Bet ya had one of those boom boxes!
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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #7 on: May 16, 2010, 08:02:16 AM
As a matter of fact, I did, but it didnt get kicked around some skatepark. I think it died a natural death.



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #8 on: May 16, 2010, 11:43:07 PM
I think I had that exact boom box. PS - that dude looks just like Ian Si!
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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 12:02:53 AM
OH NOES, my cheesy acting career has been uncovered!



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 01:03:06 AM
From the pictures I've seen I thought it would be the chubby kid in the blue sweater.
But I'm down to 155 now so what do I know.


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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 03:54:12 AM
Maybe it's just because I'm a naturally-large-in-general-but-also-somewhat-fat dude myself, but I definitely see a difference between guys who are fairly big-framed with some extra weight hanging around and guys who are just fat and weak and don't move much. I'm no doubt totally justifying my own lack of a model's body to myself, but oh well. The "ideal" body requires ridiculous effort to attain/maintain, including stuff like not drinking and not eating delicious things, neither of which I'm willing to do. There are a few posters here who are big dudes who could probably lose a couple pounds, myself and mosh included, but I don't think most of us qualify as fat fucks. As far as I'm concerned (again with the self-justification!), if one's heavyness makes one look more like someone you wouldn't wanna fight than someone who's incapable of running after you, it doesn't count as being a fat fucker.
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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #12 on: May 17, 2010, 06:15:16 AM
My saving grace as far as my size is concerned is that I'm tall. It kind of hides the 700 tons of fat I drag around with me on a daily basis.

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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #13 on: May 17, 2010, 02:58:49 PM
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I'm such a fuckhole for letting myself get so fat.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #14 on: May 17, 2010, 10:03:29 PM
The difference is that he's 3'8" tall and I'm 9'7" tall...



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #15 on: May 19, 2010, 09:10:18 AM
I have no idea how anyone in that city is under 110kgs
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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #16 on: May 19, 2010, 10:51:00 AM
I have been working to obtain the perfect body.  I don't drink very much and I eat pretty much vegan now.  It's not so bad.  I hate being hungover so it's a win win.



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #17 on: May 19, 2010, 01:30:21 PM
I should do something but ah fuck it if i can be bothered.



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #18 on: May 19, 2010, 02:30:55 PM
I've been working out a little again; it' still uncomfortable with the neck injury ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #19 on: May 19, 2010, 07:47:07 PM
I have no idea how anyone in that city is under 110kgs

Most people in this city dont fetishise food the way I do...



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #20 on: May 20, 2010, 12:25:28 PM
I have been working to obtain the perfect body.  I don't drink very much and I eat pretty much vegan now.  It's not so bad.  I hate being hungover so it's a win win.

Speaking from personal experience I'd say you're on the right track to total body hotness. Veganism has done wonders for my body shape, and having to be thoughtful about the foods I'm putting into my body has strongly encouraged my healthnuttiness. Cutting WAY down on the booze and partying for the last six months or so has only made me even better. I've also been hitting the gym 3-4 times a week and/or running in my spare time. The more I do, the more I want to do it. Physical activity can be like a drug.

Are there any spots for decent vegan food around Austin? Going there for a week in the fall.
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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #21 on: May 20, 2010, 12:28:10 PM
With all the Trendies there has to be ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #22 on: May 20, 2010, 01:33:40 PM
I like two places.  Mother's and Casa De Luz.  I will take you to either one when you are here.  You coming here will cheer me up so come now.



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #23 on: May 20, 2010, 09:20:20 PM
all over her face.



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #24 on: May 20, 2010, 09:53:39 PM
NOT IN THE FACE!
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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #25 on: May 21, 2010, 02:20:07 PM
No, I like der Fuhrer's idea ...

Meanwhile ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #26 on: May 21, 2010, 04:43:23 PM
wait. so which one did you think of as ian's doppelganger again? this is all very confusing.



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #27 on: May 21, 2010, 09:11:39 PM
Passmore, duh!
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Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #28 on: May 22, 2010, 03:28:56 AM
praise allah you are here to clarify things for me in these ever changing and confusing times.



Re: hey passmore... I mean ian Reply #29 on: May 25, 2010, 08:58:03 AM
What tastes like FOOD to you?

What tastes good?

Eat that.  Not too much, but eat what your body tells you to.

You'll be hungry for what YOU need.

Bodies are like that.

And you know what?  If you body likes to keep a "store" of fat, for hard times?

You're A) lifting any excess weight, with every step, lift, carry, etc., building a framework of muscle,

and B) able to withstand food shortages, 'cuz that old saying about Living Off The Fat Of The Land?  Is true.  Your fat will carry you where muscle won't ever be able to go ~ through starvation.  Fat peeps are survivors, able to provide for themselves, and able to suffer hard times.

I'll lose weight.

You'll die.

The "fittest?"  Have NOTHING to do with your concept of fitness.

Ever heard of history?  Yeah.  The peasants that ate veggies and crap?  They didn't live so long.

In today's sit-around society?  Okay, you might be onto something.

But guess what?  I'm prepared, which EVER way it goes.

AND I enjoy every single bite of what I eat ~ I never find myself having to "choke down" anything,

nor deny myself.

It isn't just easy ~ it's also a survival device.
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