I call you back, you don;t pick up, WTF?

Dave, I think its for you....

You "think" it's for Dave?

Well, I didnt answer his phone...

I always return your calls. Even when it's an international charge to find you at the airport 5 miles away...

Sorry, I was in a place with shitty service ....
I'll hit you soon enough ...

It's all good, I realize you have , y'know, fudge to pack...

Oh, and I have been ....
It's been a good few months ...

Come on down; we'll tag-team!

You know I love you man, but spit roasting a woman and doing high fives and making eye contact with you while my cock plows her ass...

Gay. Totally gay. No offense, I'll pass.

Eye contact isn't gay ....

Gimli is right, faaaaaaag!

Eye contact isn't gay; ...
... ^5'ing with your dicks is!

Ian? Something you wish to confess?

Not that I can think of... I'm not part of this conversation.

did someone say eiffel tower?

Reminds me of Paris, Texas which reminds me of a phrase a Texan friend of mine used to describe anal sex.

"going west of her Mississippi"

Kyle... take note.... new euphimism for you t appropriate.

So would DP'ing her with his dong mold be "pulling a Lewis and Clark" on her?

Can we call her Sacajawea?

So many variations of that name come to mind ...

The high fiving wouldn't be gay, but the eye contact definitely would be.

I'm sayin'. Having a staring contest and trying not to laugh while we're both porking the same broad?  Still gay.

I wouldn't call it gay, as much as logistical oversight.

I just dunno about these grey areas here ...

It's probably just dirt, wipe it off.

* Thrash is still not totally convinced *

This is gay.


This is not gay.


Wait a minute.... I think I see your point, Dave.

I don't see any vag...

My point stands ....

Or sits.