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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


where's lucas?(Read 7265 times)
where's lucas? on: July 01, 2010, 01:50:08 AM
srsly? I occasionally see random pics of shit on FB from him. Did he move to cali to help bail our Arnie?
« Last Edit: July 01, 2010, 01:50:21 AM by underclass »
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #1 on: July 01, 2010, 02:57:33 AM
I see FB posts and I've not seen his IP here lately ...
Ironic, considering he's the one that helped me make a final decision to upgrade
like he wanted me to do so badly for the longest time ...
(I'm still not sure it was the right thing to do; too many patches, whereas, the last was fine)

* Thrash shrugs *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: where's lucas? Reply #2 on: July 01, 2010, 03:21:49 AM
Break the upgrades off in his asshole.

I saw him a few weeks ago.  He took me to brunch and I drank ONE drink and got drunk.  Then he flew to NYC and saw Brooke.  Last I heard from him. 



Re: where's lucas? Reply #3 on: July 01, 2010, 03:23:23 AM
Wait, why's he just "flying to NYC to see Brooke"?
... do I have to link to the "laying pipe in NYC" thread?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: where's lucas? Reply #4 on: July 01, 2010, 04:15:13 AM
Lucas and Brooke
up a tree
F-e-l-c-h-i-n-g
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #5 on: July 01, 2010, 04:31:42 AM
Hahahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: where's lucas? Reply #6 on: July 01, 2010, 07:17:23 AM
I talked to him last weekend. He's supposed to come here in July to go sailing for a weekend. But he didn;t sound too enthused when I told him there was no room at the inn and I'm going to FL for a week...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: where's lucas? Reply #7 on: July 01, 2010, 09:30:13 AM
he could join you for a Thrash sandwich...



Re: where's lucas? Reply #8 on: July 01, 2010, 12:03:03 PM
He could be the peanut butter in your jelly.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #9 on: July 01, 2010, 02:52:56 PM
... the jelly in my jam!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: where's lucas? Reply #10 on: July 02, 2010, 12:48:22 AM
The oozing come coming out of your butt.  Wait... that's happening to me right now.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #11 on: July 02, 2010, 03:02:33 AM
Ahem. It's 'Brook', FYI.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #12 on: July 02, 2010, 03:55:20 AM
He's totally over you Sasha. He's moved on to Brook.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #13 on: July 02, 2010, 07:11:55 AM
Yes he has. And now HE has come oozing out of his butt.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: where's lucas? Reply #14 on: July 02, 2010, 02:01:37 PM
Oh, SNAP!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: where's lucas? Reply #15 on: July 05, 2010, 06:29:35 PM
How could I ever be over Sasha?

I did not move to California.  I just have trouble making time to come to the boards is all.

It looks like December 27th of last year was the last time I was in the neighborhood.  And I'm really glad you finally upgraded, Thrash, but I mean...  everyone knows the 2005 LG BBS was the best BBS of all time.

Also, I totally ditched on going to visiting Zoomie this month.  It was not because Casa Zoomie was crowded, though - I was actually going to get a two-bed room so that Zooms could get outta the house for a day or two!  However, I waited too long to pick up tickets and now they are actually prohibitively expensive.

Also, I still need to post pictures from my trip to NYC & NJ.  I'm sure that'll happen eventually.

So, what's up?  What have I missed?
« Last Edit: July 05, 2010, 06:46:00 PM by taiko »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #16 on: July 05, 2010, 07:33:52 PM
Baggy gets laid regularly. Daddy however...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: where's lucas? Reply #17 on: July 06, 2010, 01:16:15 AM
I got a job working as a staff accountant for a start up company.  The Art Department.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #18 on: July 06, 2010, 02:14:21 AM
WooHoo ... Art who?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #19 on: July 06, 2010, 09:12:45 AM
WooHoo ... Art who?
That's only a joke for old people, Tru!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #20 on: July 06, 2010, 09:13:29 AM
I got a job working as a staff accountant for a start up company.  The Art Department.

That's pretty awesome, sash - you holding onto it after the break is up?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #21 on: July 06, 2010, 12:55:12 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #22 on: July 06, 2010, 02:40:10 PM
^5
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: where's lucas? Reply #23 on: July 06, 2010, 11:42:29 PM
I have to work full time now to support myself.  I am taking four classes in the evening next semester.  All upper level business classes, woohoo!  You really haven't been on LG in awhile.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #24 on: July 06, 2010, 11:46:32 PM
These are the kinds of things that should come up during our triannual brunches.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #25 on: July 06, 2010, 11:50:31 PM
I'd do more things with you but I have no idea what you like to do in your spare time.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #26 on: July 07, 2010, 01:47:41 AM
he likes to brunch
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #27 on: July 07, 2010, 10:35:34 AM
Brunches in bunches.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: where's lucas? Reply #28 on: July 07, 2010, 04:55:41 PM
Honey Brunches of Mars Bars (tm)
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: where's lucas? Reply #29 on: July 08, 2010, 10:13:24 AM
I'd do more things with you but I have no idea what you like to do in your spare time.

In my spare time, I like to fantasize about what I'd do if I had more spare time.
Like yours.  Only different.