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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.


hot tub time machine(Read 2889 times)
hot tub time machine on: August 11, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Surprisingly funny.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: hot tub time machine Reply #1 on: August 12, 2010, 02:24:47 AM
Surprisingly funny.

even at 4am lounging on a couch and sooo sleepy. i missed the first ten or fifteen, but picked up the gist of things quickly. this wasn't an intellectually demanding film. but i did keep thinking, "why are they so mean to that dorky but nice guy?" and then they tied up the loose end for me, credits rolled, and i passed out in the car halfway home. let me tell you, it's a risky manuever, especially if you're the one driving.

B+ because i expected nothing, and was pleasantly amused.



Re: hot tub time machine Reply #2 on: August 12, 2010, 03:41:28 AM
You've had lots of boyfriends! Gay ones!



Re: hot tub time machine Reply #3 on: August 14, 2010, 03:05:08 AM
I want Rob Cordry to give the toast at my wedding.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: hot tub time machine Reply #4 on: August 19, 2010, 12:22:40 PM
We got a stupid baby to make!
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Re: hot tub time machine Reply #5 on: August 19, 2010, 01:07:36 PM
Hopefully YOU don't ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: hot tub time machine Reply #6 on: August 20, 2010, 05:57:13 AM
NOBODY FUCKS MY MOTHER IN THE PAST!



Re: hot tub time machine Reply #7 on: August 21, 2010, 05:01:04 PM
Eww! Have you been eating pineapple???
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