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If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


What is the least unhealthy opiate?(Read 4280 times)
What is the least unhealthy opiate? on: August 25, 2010, 07:31:38 AM
i cant find shit!!! =/



Re: What is the least unhealthy opiate? Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 12:07:57 PM
Just smoke some fucking weed for christ's sake.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: What is the least unhealthy opiate? Reply #2 on: August 25, 2010, 12:27:39 PM
'cause smoke is healthy.
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Re: What is the least unhealthy opiate? Reply #3 on: August 25, 2010, 12:46:59 PM
Purple monkey dishwater.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: What is the least unhealthy opiate? Reply #4 on: August 25, 2010, 12:58:23 PM
The least unhealthy opiate is the one you can't get your grubby addiction prone hands on.



Re: What is the least unhealthy opiate? Reply #5 on: August 25, 2010, 03:28:28 PM
diacetylmorphine, aka heroin.

...which by freaky coincidence i only read about today.



Re: What is the least unhealthy opiate? Reply #6 on: August 25, 2010, 04:38:01 PM
Obviously your mother's breast milk.
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Re: What is the least unhealthy opiate? Reply #7 on: November 05, 2010, 11:26:21 PM
I had one hell of a hydromorphone addiction a few years ago, right after I moved to Portland.
That shit damn near killed me.
Earned me the nickname 'ghost', which has stuck to this day.
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Re: What is the least unhealthy opiate? Reply #8 on: November 06, 2010, 06:21:57 AM
Ive got the best shit, suffer the rest of ya.


35 an eighth and that's a bargain. Free for me!


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