Just checkin in.  What's new, twats?

I've had an epic summer of partying and swimming.

I've had a shit summer of working too hard, but I've played a lot of sports and wife is pregnant. Life is good

So far this thread should be entitled "What I did on my summer vacation". I partied hard and late all summer after long but fruitful nights bartending at a Lebanese club. I am not married, and sadly for you, also not dead.

I sailed. And went to FL to visit Thrash. We had a pool that said you were either married or dead. So which is it?

I bet he's dead.

So that last bit of posting he just did was the last of the speed working its way out of his system?

I thought he was a pot head nowadays; probably began typing the post 4 months ago.

Do I really wanna list EVERYONE EVERYTHING I've done this summer?

Wouldnt have to if you used 4square or something like it.

Thrash checked into wilma@JAX
Thrash checked into betty@JAX
Thrash checked into fred@JAX

Just copy and paste.

Hmmmm ...
I'll have to check into it ...

oh btw, drugmoth. I randomly dreamt of you the other week. Don't ask me why.

Wouldnt have to if you used 4square or something like it.

Thrash checked into wilma@JAX
Thrash checked into betty@JAX
Thrash checked into fred@JAX

Just copy and paste.

stop watching the flintstones dude.

Fuck off; I own all 168 episodes AND the pilot as well as all their TV ads ...

I died and got married.

In that order.

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This summer I started working for a start up which is run by a bunch of morons.  I am in my last semester of my junior year of school.  DG Fuerte and I broke up, which was hard for the first week and then I got over it.  I haven't done much.  I started dating someone long distance.  Maybe you can give me some tips.

I can give you the tip of a spear, the tip of an arrow, the tip of a quarrel or the tip of my dick, take your pick of these tips. It's all I have to offer.

<--- Not dead yet!

squirting properly yet?

I've had a shit summer of working too hard

Yup. Same.

So that last bit of posting he just did was the last of the speed working its way out of his system?

Nah, he's been a DXM freak for years. Once you've projected yourself into the astral plane via hallucinogens you can never really die.

So it's true? Losers really do live forever?

It's true, morons are the only people who live forever.... and weird old gay guys.  My sister is pregnant.  Abortion number six is on the horizon.

Who was fucking her in rehab?

It wasn't me...

I'm pregnant.

Put on 40 lbs so far...fatty fatty fatty

Not married. Want to be!
Like REALLY want to be! Come on Detroit. Ask alreadddddddddy

Does he know this?

Oh yeah. he knows. we've had that whole "we are it for each other, we are going to get married " conversation a million times already

ALso in fact, Ive said "If we know, why are we waiting?" ala when harry met sally - probably last week.


"because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

Man aint that the truth

I'm pregnant.

Put on 40 lbs so far...fatty fatty fatty

Do you have video of the act of conception to share with us?

I'm pregnant.

Put on 40 lbs so far...fatty fatty fatty

Hey baby! Wanna grab a beer and some prenatal vitamins later?