I'm not married or dead! I've been with the same dude for the past 9 months, I left my job at the sock co. in May, got a new job at a jewelry co. in June, got laid off from the jewelry co. in August, and I just got a new job in the denim division of a clothing co. today and i start on Monday.

Carolyn is also not dead or married. She lives in a city about 45 mins. away from where I live now, with her boyfriend of 1+ years, and has a job as a lawyer at a law firm.

Carolyn bought a house, yeah?

Grownups.

sad, innit?

she didnt buy a house, shes renting an apartment. i bought a condo in December. her apartment is a thousand times nicer than my condo.

And given that it's not in NYC, a 1000X cheaper, too.

Ahhh... my bad.

I own my car and lots of pretty clothes.

I own one of my cars and am 6 months away from owning the other, and lots of shitty clothes.

Whatever I wear looks amazing. 8D

I have an excellent body now and I own tons of pretty clothes and shoes.  I also have quite a collection of jewelry.  I am Hutchis The Duchess.

I own my truck, several boats, lots of clothes (both modern and 1st century), and enough tools to build a house and then build the furniture to go in the house, and I know how to grow food, raise feed animals, hunt and fish. Do I win?

I own nothing, but am going to school and carrying better than a 4.0 so far. I hope to be able to own things in the future.

Also, I know how to grow weed.

Yeah, I was extremely proud of you when you told me that while I was in Mystic, Ct ...

Carolyn is also not dead or married. She lives in a city about 45 mins. away from where I live now, with her boyfriend of 1+ years, and has a job as a lawyer at a law firm.

I didn't catch this before (how, I have no idea); is she still a virgin?

Thanks. Sorry about not getting out the night you came through town, but I did get 100% on the algebra test I had the next morning.

It's actually much more important ...
I'll be there again soon enough ...

LMK when you do!

Werd ...

Good work on the school stuff!

Thanks man!

hmmm, maybe sooner than I thought ....

I own all sorts of shit... I did a net worth estimate the other day and freaked out.

Send me some land.

You want it girt by sea ?

Everyone wants it girt by sea...

Yeah, pencil me in on the will, man ....

Then pencil me in yours, old man.

the way I see it, he kicks it, then you... then I cash in.

Ahhh who am I kidding. With my history of booze abuse and reckless living when i was still developing, I'll likely die before any of you even break a hip.
More to haunt, I suppose.

To thrash... I leave 1/60th of my estate... to Mello... thrash leaves 1/60th of my estate

Dude you rock! 59/60ths of your estate for me - you're so generous! :D

SO who gets the vending machine underwear ?