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Quote from: hip
don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


Full Body Style(Read 21569 times)
Full Body Style on: September 08, 2010, 05:02:54 PM
I had the most incredible full-body orgasm of my life thus far yesterday. Me: blindfolded, his cock deep in my throat, his hand deep in my hair, telling me what a naughty girl I am and I had better make myself cum or I'd get none of his hot load. Holy hotness. I am a bad, bad girl.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 08:40:32 PM
Damn ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Full Body Style Reply #2 on: September 09, 2010, 03:53:38 AM
post video



Re: Full Body Style Reply #3 on: September 09, 2010, 03:24:03 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Full Body Style Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 03:41:19 AM
I am a bad, bad girl.

I was thinking of another way of putting it.Hey suck it up but here you are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUz75nc_JRw#normal

Btw I love these girls.

Or maybe

Avenue D - Backseat Bushwack
« Last Edit: September 10, 2010, 03:45:12 AM by Tru »
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Re: Full Body Style Reply #5 on: September 10, 2010, 10:48:39 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #6 on: September 11, 2010, 06:03:48 AM
Get out of my 'awesome orgasm' thread.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #7 on: September 11, 2010, 11:18:38 AM
It's really good when squirting happens.
But then I'm angry because I seriously own only 2 sets of bed sheets and one is in the washer at any given time.
Then I have to embrace my inner trailer trash and sleep on a bare mattress




Re: Full Body Style Reply #8 on: September 11, 2010, 12:37:49 PM
I'd rather sleep on a wet spot than a bare mattress.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #9 on: September 11, 2010, 01:18:19 PM
I hate sheets, I sleep on a blanket. With my kitties.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #10 on: September 11, 2010, 03:07:07 PM
I'd rather buy more bed sheets.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #11 on: September 11, 2010, 03:23:33 PM
Si: I dunno man, it's way more than just a usual wet spot. Trust me, I hate it because the bare mattress scratches my feet!! Most things scratch my feet and that makes me CRAZY. I hate things picking at my feet!!!!  which leads to

Sakhi: This is why I don't have many bedsheets and only one quilt that is now falling apart.

Oh yeah and being poor and spending on other things that make me happy and or keep me alive. Like lip gloss and medication.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #12 on: September 11, 2010, 04:00:14 PM
Get out of my 'awesome orgasm' thread.

You're right Kate, I do and always have thought you were pretty cool. A little self centered perhaps but no more than all the other women I've known. I always get stabbed in the back eventually anyway, it's not your fault. Sorry I trampled on your orgasm thread. But seriously, what did you really want from posting it?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #13 on: September 11, 2010, 04:32:56 PM
I don't know what she wants.  I've already given her an excessive amount og high fives.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #14 on: September 11, 2010, 07:00:28 PM
I've already given her an excessive amount og high fives.

Is an OG high five like the typical old school shake/thumbs locked/fingertip grab/bigup?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #15 on: September 11, 2010, 08:11:23 PM
Sleeping on the squirt wet spot in not the same as a jizz wet spot... much more comes out, and sprays over a larger area. Sleeping on a towel over the wet spot isnt much better.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #16 on: September 11, 2010, 08:12:56 PM
Yep but with a pelvic thrust bump to seal the deal.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #17 on: September 11, 2010, 09:41:57 PM
Sleeping in a pool of arterial hemorrhage keeps me rock hard all night...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Full Body Style Reply #18 on: September 12, 2010, 04:18:31 PM
I don't know what she wants.  I've already given her an excessive amount og high fives.

I only wanted to overshare.

Tru, stop being such a damn drama queen.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2010, 12:56:50 PM by hip »



Re: Full Body Style Reply #19 on: September 12, 2010, 04:35:36 PM
Show Me Your Genitals

WIN

Sakhi: This is why I don't have many bedsheets and only one quilt that is now falling apart.

Oh yeah and being poor and spending on other things that make me happy and or keep me alive. Like lip gloss and medication.

I feel your pain man..

..but not the love of lip gloss.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #20 on: September 12, 2010, 08:03:08 PM
I own hundreds.

I wish I was kidding.





Re: Full Body Style Reply #21 on: September 12, 2010, 10:11:14 PM
It's true; and it's all properly arranged ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Full Body Style Reply #22 on: September 13, 2010, 02:29:13 PM
*of



Re: Full Body Style Reply #23 on: September 13, 2010, 04:06:31 PM
We know, dear ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Full Body Style Reply #24 on: September 14, 2010, 02:42:04 PM
Oh, I just thought I'd clarify.  Sometimes people are openly retarded which can be counteracted by a little clarification.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #25 on: September 14, 2010, 04:23:56 PM
everyone's a critic. ;( 



Re: Full Body Style Reply #26 on: September 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PM
Oh, I just thought I'd clarify.  Sometimes people are openly retarded which can be counteracted by a little clarification.

I liked my little joke.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #27 on: September 14, 2010, 05:02:09 PM
I forgot she typo'd as well and thought it was a correction to my post, which it is too... xD awesome.



Re: Full Body Style Reply #28 on: September 14, 2010, 07:06:19 PM
I actually thought it was meant to say "OG" and I thought to myself "That's fucking clever. Why are you never this clever?"




Re: Full Body Style Reply #29 on: September 14, 2010, 07:48:43 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.