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Random rants(Read 113074 times)
Re: Random rants Reply #210 on: March 30, 2009, 12:31:01 AM
Scary odds. I want to remain squeaky clean. J at least has said she is on that Gardasil stuff.

Getting my dick swabbed in June.




Re: Random rants Reply #211 on: March 30, 2009, 09:09:23 PM
Yeah, I saw a figure at one point that said 50% of the sexually active population is carrying HPV.

From what I've read it's more than that. If almost 75% of everyone between the ages of 15 and 49 have been infected with it, it stands to reason that more than 75% of the sexually active population is carrying it, since not everyone 15-49 is sexually active. No?
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Re: Random rants Reply #212 on: March 31, 2009, 12:53:06 AM
filthy humans



Re: Random rants Reply #213 on: March 31, 2009, 03:34:49 AM
Yeah, I saw a figure at one point that said 50% of the sexually active population is carrying HPV.

From what I've read it's more than that. If almost 75% of everyone between the ages of 15 and 49 have been infected with it, it stands to reason that more than 75% of the sexually active population is carrying it, since not everyone 15-49 is sexually active. No?

None of your mathematic double speak here please, young man!



Re: Random rants Reply #214 on: March 31, 2009, 09:47:06 AM
Rant #456,230
Guys on this board besides baggy not posting pictures of their peen.

shaved, trimmed, or full bush?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #215 on: March 31, 2009, 09:47:51 AM
Anything but shaved. Shaved on a man looks creepy to me! C and discussed this at a bar once. We like hair. haha
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Re: Random rants Reply #216 on: March 31, 2009, 09:49:32 AM
dear guys,
please keep it neat and tidy.
love, katie



Re: Random rants Reply #217 on: March 31, 2009, 09:58:02 AM
Actually, bush is cool with me too. My ex (not you know who) and the guy I was dating before him both had bush.
« Last Edit: March 31, 2009, 09:58:26 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #218 on: March 31, 2009, 10:07:35 AM
rant:
i took the day off today to recover from the weekend.  i've been awake since 7am, and I've only JUST made it through the discontempt forum.  i understand where people go away for weeks and don't feel like re-integrating!

add:  3.5 hours later, I'm finally up to the normal morning routine of checking unread posts!

rant2:
if you guys are going to make jokes between threads, link to the relevant information.  i'm just having to store relevant clues as these stories are told, in the hopes that i'll be able to connect everything back together once i reach the end!
« Last Edit: March 31, 2009, 11:35:56 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #219 on: March 31, 2009, 10:08:22 AM
Anything but shaved. Shaved on a man looks creepy to me! C and discussed this at a bar once. We like hair. haha

okay, good deal.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #220 on: March 31, 2009, 10:09:34 AM
You realize that baggy is now furiously masturbating to thoughts of your pubic hair, right?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #221 on: March 31, 2009, 10:11:58 AM
You realize that baggy is now furiously masturbating to thoughts of your pubic hair, right?
or furiously fuskering to see if i've already posted dick pics.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #222 on: March 31, 2009, 10:17:58 AM
Furiously fuskerbating.
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Re: Random rants Reply #223 on: March 31, 2009, 11:29:18 AM
rant: i understand where people go away for weeks and don't feel like re-integrating!
srsly.



Re: Random rants Reply #224 on: March 31, 2009, 05:40:39 PM
Dear people that make CDs:  You're already being phased out by digital distribution.  Soon enough, the only people that buy CDs will be the same kind of people (but in a new generation) that continue to buy records.  So, can you PLEASE try not to make it so FUCKING difficult to get your "security measures" off of the packaging?  I like my CD cases to be clean; they can't be that way with your grubby little stickers leaving their gunk behind.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #225 on: March 31, 2009, 05:49:17 PM
i can't even remember the last time i bought a hard copy of a CD. 8 years ago? something like that.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Random rants Reply #226 on: March 31, 2009, 06:09:01 PM
Actually, bush is cool with me too. My ex (not you know who) and the guy I was dating before him both had bush.

But how are you, C, and Katie in those regards ....
(I know, Katie has "hardwood floors")
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Random rants Reply #227 on: March 31, 2009, 07:43:41 PM
Actually, bush is cool with me too. My ex (not you know who) and the guy I was dating before him both had bush.

But how are you, C, and Katie in those regards ....
(I know, Katie has "hardwood floors")
I'm guessing:
trimmed, but not overdone (because you want to feel nice on the inside when someone cums on your clothes)
full bush (because lawyering takes a lot of time, and cider puts hair on your crotch!)
brazilian, with just a little grass on the field (so that the 35-yo doesn't forget that he's not committing a crime)
« Last Edit: March 31, 2009, 07:44:21 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Random rants Reply #228 on: March 31, 2009, 08:30:35 PM
Dear people that make CDs:  You're already being phased out by digital distribution.  Soon enough, the only people that buy CDs will be the same kind of people (but in a new generation) that continue to buy records.  So, can you PLEASE try not to make it so FUCKING difficult to get your "security measures" off of the packaging?  I like my CD cases to be clean; they can't be that way with your grubby little stickers leaving their gunk behind.

I got a 12 pack of colored sharpies and a 100 pack of CD-Rs and an internet connection.

I make CDs (with cover art!) without security measures or complicated packaging.
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Re: Random rants Reply #229 on: March 31, 2009, 08:34:05 PM
But how are you, C, and Katie in those regards ....
(I know, Katie has "hardwood floors")

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Re: Random rants Reply #230 on: March 31, 2009, 08:37:15 PM
I buy almost exclusively records now. 



Re: Random rants Reply #231 on: March 31, 2009, 08:46:20 PM
I still buy CDs when I go away, or if I've downloaded a bunch of stuff from a band and particularly enjoyed it, I'll buy their CD.

If Amazon would sell me albums on MP3 I'd happily pay for music, though. I won't buy regular DVDs now, though. I can get as-good-as or better than regular DVD quality films at EC$15 (~US$5.50) from my local bootleg guy. No special features? Who fuckin' cares?

The only thing I'll consistently shell out the full money for is Blu-rays.
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Re: Random rants Reply #232 on: April 01, 2009, 04:47:13 PM
Rant: my coworker (same one who talks to herself) who will interrupt anyone at any given moment. My other coworker and I will be working on something and talking and this woman will come up to us and just start talking/ asking questions about her own projects without so much as a hesitation. She went to an ivy league school but she's dumb as fuck and doesn't have one ounce of common sense.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 04:47:49 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #233 on: April 01, 2009, 05:01:03 PM
Rant: my coworker (same one who talks to herself) who will interrupt anyone at any given moment. My other coworker and I will be working on something and talking and this woman will come up to us and just start talking/ asking questions about her own projects without so much as a hesitation. She went to an ivy league school but she's dumb as fuck and doesn't have one ounce of common sense.

God, I hate people like that.  I had a roommate that did that shit until I finally snapped and told him off.  I'll bet she's an only child.  It's basic psychology, though it doesn't always fit.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Random rants Reply #234 on: April 01, 2009, 05:13:27 PM
completely shaved best matches my collection of cute little cotton panties



Re: Random rants Reply #235 on: April 01, 2009, 05:15:10 PM
Pubic hair on women is so 90's.
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Re: Random rants Reply #236 on: April 01, 2009, 05:31:57 PM
God, I hate people like that.  I had a roommate that did that shit until I finally snapped and told him off.  I'll bet she's an only child.  It's basic psychology, though it doesn't always fit.

Yes. I'm pretty sure one of these days I'm gonna school her on manners.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Random rants Reply #237 on: April 02, 2009, 05:53:33 AM
Rant: my coworker (same one who talks to herself) who will interrupt anyone at any given moment. My other coworker and I will be working on something and talking and this woman will come up to us and just start talking/ asking questions about her own projects without so much as a hesitation. She went to an ivy league school but she's dumb as fuck and doesn't have one ounce of common sense.

Introduce me to her... I'll kill her and rape her.

That'll learn her some manners.



Re: Random rants Reply #238 on: April 02, 2009, 05:57:14 AM
Pubic hair on women is so 90's.

You don't like women with happy trails?
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Re: Random rants Reply #239 on: April 02, 2009, 06:08:03 AM
But how are you, C, and Katie in those regards ....
(I know, Katie has "hardwood floors")

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Pix please!