Staple your snatch!

Damn, I was late again, wasnt I?

Dictate your dick.

Template your tits.

Pencil-sharpen your penis.

Paperclip your peeper.

Diddle under your desk.

Bang your boss?

Post pictures of that one Brook.

Jangle your Johnson.

That has nothing to do with work.

even the unemployed need something to do9.

Take a meeting with your meatflaps ...

This guy really annoys the fuck outa me. (mike, one of two guys running voodoochat (virtualplaces excite))

From the voodoo fourms http://www.voodoochat.com/forum.php?op=readthread&tid=1007

homeless-joe   10:06pm Apr 05 2009
os : xp sp3
browsers : Firefox , IE6(installed non-primary)
client version : 8x2

hide avatars -> server list -> change rooms/server -> show avatars.

This operation ( and any other operation invloving hide/show avatars ) results in avatars being clipped/resized to a uniform (very) small size, except mine. Users entering after are a "normal size" and users already in the room revert to "normal" if they change their av.



and it doesnt bother me in the slightest. just thought id post it.

I also must point out i have no idea if the client forces IE even though its not my primary browser. I also concede updating IE might fix the problem, i just can't be bothered to do so unless I know client forces IE.   
      
      
   
seed   2:02am Apr 06 2009
Voodoo's browser uses IE.    
      
      
   
homeless-joe   4:16am Apr 06 2009
okay

upgraded to IE 8

Same thing is happening.

If I show avatars during av loading I can get half clipped/resized half normal.

If i wait long enough for full loading of avatars all will be clipped/resized.

People who swap their av revert back to "normal" and my av is always normal.

I have swapped IE to primary : no change.

I also played around by turning off anti-virus/firewalls and all sorts of other things which I doubt would affect the client.

I cannot see this issue as a high, moderate or any priority due to the fix being to just wait for av load.

having the thread exist however may stop one or two please for help over global.   
      
      
   
Mike   4:26pm Apr 06 2009
A guy walks into a doctor's office and says "It really hurts when I do this..."

I'm thrilled you can do a series of optional actions that can cause a minor display bug but... who cares?   
      
      
   
homeless-joe   5:11pm Apr 06 2009
You do, going by the global posts I have seen.

If you would rather not having this infomation post in the forum for the people who piss you off in global with stupid "help" questions.

delete it.   
      
      
   
Mike   6:52pm Apr 06 2009
I don't care who has the information - I'm saying that since the issue only occurs if you do a set of random and seldom-taken actions, the easiest solution is the punchline of the joke - don't do that, then.   
      
      
   
homeless-joe   9:09pm Apr 06 2009
random ?

how is hiding the av's in order to use the sever list function in-client rather than as a pop-up random ?   
      
      
   
Mike   7:25am Apr 07 2009
By the fact that you're only the second person to report the issue in 8 years. We focus our attention on the things that have statistical relevance and which can't be overcome by simply not doing whatever the person was doing to cause them the issue.

I'm done arguing this with you - if you feel we don't have our priorities straight and that this is a major issue, then you know where the uninstall option is. Barring that, I'm tired of the snippy replies when time is better spent on actual issues.   
      
      
   
homeless-joe   2:11am Apr 08 2009
" I'm tired of the snippy replies "


Look in the mirror.

You had a great chance to point out to the people who piss you off with posting global/wrong forum/lack of info how do it properly.


But instead, you chose to be a #### about it.

Yeah pretty clear case of sandy vag - a common internet malady.

Must be worse than that, just recived an IM teling me my last post was deleted.

The IM was so I didnt think the mike person did it.

I do suspect even posting this here could get me banned.

HEY MIKE, YOU SUCK.

New random rant: People who think "/" is a backslash. Now, people who are under this delusion belonging to the general public are only slightly annoying. The ones that really piss me off are radio and tv copywriters who insist on giving web addresses in the following manner, "Point your web browser to http: backslash backslash [etc]".

This may seem like a minor thing to get irriated about, but only until you think about it a little deeper. Let's say that 50% of the public thinks it's a backslash. This means that they must be fully aware that the other 50% of the public thinks it's a slash. Therefore, these assholes are purposely trying to inform us that the character in question is actually a backslash. Except they're wrong, and people who condescend without even making sure they actually have a position to descend from are assholes.

Check your facts before you tell me I'm wrong you fucking dickheads!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backslash

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_(punctuation)

What?  Let idiots be idiots, who fucking cares.  It's a forward slash (or just slash), and if someone says backslash (I've never heard anyone say backslash when talking about a web address), just laugh at their stupidity and if you are talking to that person face to face, make fun of them.  That's what I do.

I don't here over here either. I sure somebody somewhere does say it though. In the media that is.

The collective press is about as smart as a salted cucumber.

Rant: I'm fucking bored.

Let's make out.

My pinion and ring gears are shot. $800 in parts and god only knows how much labor. And of course, no truck, no money, so no truck fixee. And should I get 3:21, 3:55, 3:90 or 4:10 gears??? Un-fucking-believable...

Let's make out.

I'm so bored that I'd consider it.

My pinion and ring gears are shot. $800 in parts and god only knows how much labor. And of course, no truck, no money, so no truck fixee. And should I get 3:21, 3:55, 3:90 or 4:10 gears??? Un-fucking-believable...

 Junkyard. Pick-a-part. Problem solved.

No can do. I put a lot of heavy hauling highway miles on this truck and I need at least 100,000 more out of it. Plus I have an RV to pull. Can't risk spending $750 on a new rear end only to have it go again in 6 months. But thanks.

One of the few positives of living in the city... I LOVE not needing a car.

You also don't have to drag 800 pounds of tools around with you.

You also don't have to drag 800 pounds of tools around with you.

an 800 pound tool? here, let me give you my address..

Go ahead. I'll make you famous.