Acrtually, Sarah, I had a comment under it, however, I must have accidentally wiped it ...
It was question w/a compliment, but I can't remember what it was at this moment ...

You're just grumpy because you're hungry. 

nope. it was a horny-cranky that day.

i eat a retarded amount of food. so much sometimes i feel sick. i have a difficult time stopping if something tastes good. but nearly everything i eat is healthy and organic and chosen for its nutritional benefits and vitamin content. i also don't ingest anything animalia, which helps my intestines not harbor pounds upon pounds of rotting animal byproduct in my body.


RANT:
i'm seriously over people wearing obama fashion. its completely unneccessary. next person i see walk into my bar with a peace sign and "obama" embroidered scarf wrapped around their neck, with matching purse/satchel/tote containing their near-empty wallet, save the WIC coupons, and unemployment checks... well, obviously i'm going to strangle them. i dare you to tip me 12% (of my own money!) when you're dead. bitch.

I know how you feel, it's really bad here in philly.

Isn't your neck of the woods whitey-ville? Who are these people you're talking about?

krs: although i can't possibly imagine what you have to deal with down there...here, my opinion is white trashers are no better than any other trash. how they feel comfortable mingling in our comfortable middle-classness here on cape cod is beyond me. then again, if lazy, unemployed suckbags ever felt less than around anyone, what else could they possibly do but simply continue to suck off the government's teat, slurping up mine and eric's hard earned pennies? what a conundrum.

we have a lot of young, unemployed, unmotivated, (usually unmarried/not necessarily single) pregnant white girls running around these parts. usually their affluent parents completely take care of them until god knows when...turning their family's local financial affluence into white-trashiness in just one generational click. its gross. why do i work so hard? why don't my parents support me at 27? WHY DO SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK LIKE THIS??

today's crankiness factor can be blamed on the fact that i can't really afford to pay my electric bill, and while i was in boston a few days ago, got a call from my roommate telling me we have no power. we owe over $1000. where the fuck is my bailout?

Oh yeah, I've been there!

I owed the Electric Company $3500 at one point. It sucks.

 Holy cocksauce, is that bullshit herbivore meme still going around?

 EVERYTHING you eat rots in your digestive track. That is what digestion is.

Plus organic = grown in animal poo.

where the fuck is my bailout?

Try living within your means. I fn hate anybody bitching, via the internet, about how hard they are doing.

Try living within your means. I fn hate anybody bitching, via the internet, about how hard they are doing.

pardon me? my heat is electric and unfortunately, the main rooms have cathedral ceilings with skylights in them. the economy is in the shitter. we had a chilly winter.

try finding some other means by which to annoy me eternally.

Wear more layers, move.

where the fuck is my bailout?

Try living within your means. I fn hate anybody bitching, via the internet, about how hard they are doing.

*cough* while she's typing this all down on an iphone.

cough* while she's typing this all down on an iphone.

fair point. the story is this: after my last non-iphone broke in september '07, i refused to spend money on another. the iphone was a generous and awesome christmas gift that same year, almost 4 months later, from my then boyfriend. i was very surprised, and of course love it still. to this day my plan is cheaper than it was pre-iphone. next?

nah, nah, i honestly wasn't jibbing you. i would have to be in extremely dire straights before i started selling off my electronics. and my cell phone isn't what i'd start with.

besides, i am still fairly codependent on my parents. it's kind of the trend with my family, though. live with your parents forever and ever or until they run out of room. i feel no shame in the circumstance. we pay utilities and groceries and take care of our own bills. plus we have built in baby sitters.

Have you considered making your own cheese?

That saves a bundle.

ETA: This could work for either of you.

i don't eat cheese.

well, my family doesn't have goats anymore and it's not actually possible to make cheese from breastmilk so. shucks. guess that's out.

Can we still try?

if you would like to try, the going rate is 3$ per ounce. and that's an extremely discounted price. =P

how much is it for blood pudding made out of pussy drippings?

$3/oz?
Ok, I'm in ...

with a minimum purchase of 6 oz.

how much is it for blood pudding made out of pussy drippings?

don't talk to me, poonface.

Well, have you considered making your own butter?

come on just cause i said you were too skinny is no reason to be mean to me

with a minimum purchase of 6 oz.

Wow, $18?
What a fucking bargain; do you take PayPal?

danzig is going to be so mad he missed this.

... and that I won't loan him $18

Wear more layers, move.

To a warmer clime... like Florida, or Queensland...

Wear more layers, move.

To a warmer clime... like Florida, or Queensland...

Yeah, Thanks for that. I needed help to look like a dick.