I hate these sorts of sites usually, but this one nailed its target:
http://thingsboganslike.wordpress.com/the-full-list/

Dave's a bogan... see number 124.

Lemmie guess before I even look ....
... Anal?

You peeked.

Are assumptions on the list ?

No, actually; I've been here for a while, bro ....
It was a good assumption on my part ...

BA DUM CHING

* Thrash takes a bow *

I, however, won't be here all week ...
I'll be in Orlando for 2 days ...
Halloween Horror Nights 20th Anniversary ...

L8z 'til Friday, perhaps!

I love how when Dave goes somewhere it's still in Florida, and when I go somewhere it's still in the Caribbean. I wonder if being near the equator has some kind of weird magnetic pull we're experiencing?

Dave likes his black holes near a triangle.

It should be easier for you two to get away, the closer you get to the equator the faster you're moving. Si should be able to like, jump in the air and land on Florida, and vice versa for Thrash.

Dave in wonderland.

I just got back from California. I wish I could've jumped to get there and back instead of hundreds on plane tix.

I love how when Dave goes somewhere it's still in Florida, and when I go somewhere it's still in the Caribbean. I wonder if being near the equator has some kind of weird magnetic pull we're experiencing?

California's in the Caribbean?

I love how when Dave goes somewhere it's still in Florida, and when I go somewhere it's still in the Caribbean. I wonder if being near the equator has some kind of weird magnetic pull we're experiencing?

California's in the Caribbean?

Well no. Neither is Nevada, or Ireland, or England, or Washington, or British Columbia, or Spain, or France, or Holland. (Places I've been in the last 5 years.) But it has been over a year since I've been outside of the Caribbean, unless you count my many hops through the various countries of Central America. (And here's where we get into splitting hairs: Belize, Suriname, and Guyana count as Caribbean, but Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Colombia, and Venezuela don't?

It should be easier for you two to get away, the closer you get to the equator the faster you're moving. Si should be able to like, jump in the air and land on Florida, and vice versa for Thrash.

The speed thing is a bit of a paradox, eh? Some might say that the closer you are to the equator, the slower the pace of life is!

I read that last statement in a Jamaican accent. I hope that's okay.

Yeah man, irie.

I was JUST in New England if you recall ...

...and I just got back from Mexico yesterday.

I was JUST in New England if you recall ...

Likely story...

Yeah, I can produce proof of my trip to Chetumal if need be.

I can prove mine as well ...
Not that I feel I have to ...

i'll show you mine if you show me yours?
;]

Only if you shaved.

... and were legal

I'm not shaving my holiday photos. That's just weird.

I don't usually share vacation photos, since I just like nature, industrial buildings, graffiti, and horrendously ugly buildings.

I showed you The Manchester Parkade ...

Dave's a bogan... see number 124.

Seasoned by years of cramp-inducing porn consumption, the bogan male no longer has a concept of a healthy sexual relationship.

Hmmmm .....