One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Miami would make it a bit easier to get to Antigua... I gots to renew my passport.
I'm getting married in the US virgin islands in March, so I'll finally make it to the area.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!