I'll have to figure out how to tell my parents I'm going to Japan with some guys I met on the internet (that sounds really bad...).
We stopped at a liquor store just across the border in VT to pick up some beer before a concert we were going to. I was with three girls: one from NY, one from NJ, one from CN, and I had a VT license. The clerk lady was being a total bitch mostly because we were all surprised she wanted to see ID (In Canada, you don't get carded unless you look 11 or unless you're going to a club
and who goes to clubs?...) Anyway she was really suspicious and asked why we were all from different states. I told her that we'd all met on the internet and I was taking them to my shack. She told me she hoped I'd have a good time. I assured her I intended to. Anyway I think 80% of it was timing and delivery. I guess what I'm trying to say is: this one time I made a joke and it was funny.