When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds. Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off. People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I done snagged me a winner! And yeah, she gonna make me fatter 'n Phaedrus (sorry John).
... and I missed out on it last time through