There's one person that I met online that creeps the fuck out of me. He has a tickling fetish, and he uses a waterpick to tickle himself. I saw it, and it had blood all over it.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
NO ONE makes better eggplant parm than I do; NO ONE!
Cheese is good.
How come mushrooms make the cut, then?
They're not plants either.