One time, at art school, I dressed up like an androgyne and stuck a symbol of oppression up my gender-neutral cavity to symbolize how empty I feel inside.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
This must mean I get to be in a three-way with Zoomie an Thrash then!!Even if I am just holding the lube..... It's worth it!
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
I'll dip your appendages
Hot DAMN!Sounds like we may actually have a "plan" here!
A big gay party.