LOL I loves you daisymae...

Just sayin'... There are some really developed girls in my son's class at school. He's in grade 7.

Well, hopefully he carded her first ...

I met this girl that was 23 that looked 12 just the other day ...

All my old time friends see I'm dating Rachel and they ask if I've gone back to 19 year olds...

Well aren't you like 72? KIDDING 

 

did you ask to see that bitches id dude? she don't look 25.

That last post of mine was Sheldon saying "Bazinga" ...
... just sayin'

Hey, since you're back, are you still stuffing this strawberry?
We at least deserve a basic update ...

Ugh, no, unfortunately...it turned out we had some incompatibility issues.  But the important thing is that I stuffed that strawberry ...but seriously, I'm sex deprived now.  It's been way too long and I need action.  I'm looking sexy and feeling good, so I suppose I need to get back on OKcupid or something if I want some action.  I've been looking for love on Tumblr, but you don't get action long distance.  I think that's probably a good idea, actually.

Well, it's been less than a year; there's at least that ...

Dry spells suck. Get yourself back out there and get some, dude. Especially now that you're feeling more confident.

Agreed ....
You've lost a lot of weight; use that to your advantage ...

Plus weight loss means stamina increase. Fuck for hours, son.

Which also boosts weight loss and self-confidence ....

Win-win.

Now, how long before he does it?
... what's Vegas putting up as odds?

Are there STD handicaps?

That would probably be a variable to take into consideration.

Thus, why I asked for the odds ....

Oh I plan to...might actually start going to the bars now that I finally got a new ID.  w00t

Wow, I feel "bagman news" excited about this; just not on the same scale ...

Odd ...