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nominated:

where there's drunken sailors, there i shall be!

Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.

Except for the one day I was teaching my son the double leg take down and his sister fell on his face knee first. Now he's always like, "I don't want to do the double leg".

Kreese: Sweep the leg
Johnny hesitates
Kreese: you have a problem
Johnny: No Sensei...
Kreese: Then take him

because you're all fucking morons and i'm an evil genius?

Is that a bagman quote?

wouldn't you like to know?

wouldn't you like to know?

..yes?

EAT ME, FAG

Fucking nursery school.

EAT ME, FAG

Life is too short to do rails off of someone's triple chin.

Sasha's on a roll...

I think I probably had more fun douching this morning than I would've had on that weekend va-ca.

Fucking nursery school.

it's funny because she's bisexual.  (right?)

Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.

Fucking nursery school.

it's funny because she's bisexual.  (right?)

I love who actually got quoted in this ...

I'm thinking of breaking some lucky bitch in two.

Run, Lucky, run!

I agree ...
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best drunk post ever

facebook is deliciously disgusting in it's nature.
i loved my myspace because i could have a song.
now i use facebook to wall-to-wall with my roommate.
my roommate, for christs' sake.
it's totally unneccessary.
yet hilarious.
it's beautiful.
i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.

a pillow fight would be fun. like, a girls pillow fight when guys are watching. exhibitionist, maybe? maaaaaayyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

<3 you katie!

they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.

seconded!

Rellik Eerps (10:23:58 AM):   Yeah, when someone visited AS they would see a bunch of misfits being totally un-PC and flaming eachother and making witty retorts.  If someone visits L-G they see a bunch of people going "Oh hey Dave, you should PM me! Did you talk to Si?  Oh Lucas is totally gonna be at the next get together! Blah blah blah"
Rellik Eerps (10:24:00 AM):   THen they leave

It's funny because it's true.  I'll be here all year, folks.

i can't imagine how witty it was, given that you were involved.

Everything I say is hilarious.

This is why I think bagman is funny.

Same thing could be macro'd about you, Baggy.

God, I'm STILL laughing ...

That was good.

Bagman is pretty funny afterall... funnier than you pieces of shit.

O.o