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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


i broke up with my boyfriend(Read 19780 times)
Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #30 on: May 15, 2012, 11:53:00 PM
Classic l-g lore.



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #31 on: May 16, 2012, 12:17:18 PM
[alan] classic! [/alan]
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #32 on: May 17, 2012, 04:04:41 PM
There's a lot of quotes in the QB as a result of it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #33 on: May 29, 2012, 11:57:27 PM
So what's the deal tricky? Fill us in - are you playing the field?
« Last Edit: May 30, 2012, 02:04:20 AM by bagman »



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #34 on: May 30, 2012, 12:46:20 AM
..... annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd there he goes!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #35 on: May 30, 2012, 08:38:02 PM
i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #36 on: May 30, 2012, 08:41:46 PM
i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.

Lemme guess, he wasn't into the clam taco?
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #37 on: May 31, 2012, 12:46:12 AM
I feel like it's a competition now. I've been with a whore and had 0 dates in 6 months.   



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #38 on: May 31, 2012, 10:30:19 AM
Yeah, and hopefully avoid THIS again!
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ahahahah! yes. Great read.



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #39 on: June 01, 2012, 12:58:23 PM
i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.
Yeah, and hopefully avoided THIS again!
ahahahah! yes. Great read.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #40 on: June 01, 2012, 03:01:19 PM
That thread happened right around the time I joined here. I am happy to share an anniversary with tricky's dress.



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #41 on: June 01, 2012, 08:32:09 PM
i went on an okc date. probably not going out with that person again.

Lemme guess, he wasn't into the clam taco?

it was a girl, and i have no idea what she likes sexually.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #42 on: June 01, 2012, 09:14:35 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #43 on: June 01, 2012, 10:56:44 PM
i do know that she's bisexual, but i don't know her spacific thoughts on vagina. i'm going to assume she is cool with vagina because it sort of comes with the territory.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #44 on: June 01, 2012, 11:58:43 PM
Hahahahaha

"i'm going to assume she is cool with vagina because it sort of comes with the territory"
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #45 on: June 02, 2012, 10:28:30 AM
That's like saying hookers are ok with penis when factually, if they didn't have to feed a $200/day heroin habit they'd sew that shit shut.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #46 on: June 02, 2012, 02:18:22 PM
Go, tricky!
Pics next time; or if you do the girl ...

So, you giving up the baloney pony now?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #47 on: June 03, 2012, 11:26:13 AM
No, i like all genders.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #48 on: June 03, 2012, 06:52:16 PM
W3rd2Dat, skyllyt!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #49 on: June 04, 2012, 01:15:58 AM
This time, the dress snail-trail will be from a woman.



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #50 on: June 04, 2012, 01:34:06 AM
Pics or it never happened!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #51 on: June 04, 2012, 06:47:00 AM
Pics or it never happened!

Yes, the council has spoken!
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #52 on: June 05, 2012, 10:21:53 PM
ugh snail trail. gross.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #53 on: June 06, 2012, 12:10:02 AM
You gotta expect that fucking with women, you know ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #54 on: June 06, 2012, 10:19:43 AM
Yeah, I always think about that when some woman posts about not wearing underwear. Leaving a snail trail on chairs and such. Not hot.



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #55 on: June 06, 2012, 01:30:48 PM
There are more than trace amounts of many women's secretions on ALL movie theater seats ...
We won't even go into semen traces ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #56 on: June 06, 2012, 07:59:45 PM
There are semen traces on pretty much everything.

The world is your glory hole.



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #57 on: June 06, 2012, 08:33:24 PM
Oh Daisy, you're so naughty. Can I cum in your hair?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #58 on: June 07, 2012, 04:52:25 PM
* Thrash awaits this reply *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: i broke up with my boyfriend Reply #59 on: June 11, 2012, 04:08:15 PM
Yeah, I always think about that when some woman posts about not wearing underwear. Leaving a snail trail on chairs and such. Not hot.

So that's what i tasted on the church pews when I was eight. . . .
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.