Because I hibernate and leave for weeks on end, I come back and there is way too much shit I don't want to read.  So this thread is to tell me if anything interesting has happened in the past couple weeks. 

There, maybe more people will look at it now.

i am selling my breastmilk to dave for 3$ an ounce.

he said he wouldn't loan you any money.

You remember what I told you about my view on that?  I'll only purchase it if I can suck it straight from the tit.

Lazy bastard.

Not laziness, it's just like, what's the point if I can't suck the tit?

keep on wishin', friend!

 

keep on wishin', friend!

 

I'LL WISH YOU INTO A COMA.

I don't even know what I'm talking about.

remember when we talked and i was like, "hay stop using so many drugs" and you were like "stfu it's my life" and i was like "whoa, fair enough buddy"

i would like to reiterate my original statement of "hay stop using so many drugs"

I'm stone cold sober right now.

I'm listening to Necrophagist again.

I still need a PayPal address ...

Yeah you heard me biatch.

Pony up.

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me soooo hard.

you'd dry-hump yourself

I'd cum on your panted ass, tricky.

I still need a PayPal address ...

haha, i gotta pump it first. i don't have any in storage at the moment. i will let you know.

I just like it when you say "pump".

i am selling my breastmilk to dave for 3$ an ounce.

he said he wouldn't loan you any money.

What would your kids think if they saw you peddling their livelihood!

i am selling my breastmilk to dave for 3$ an ounce.

he said he wouldn't loan you any money.

What would your kids think if they saw you peddling their livelihood!

well, in this economy they'd probably congratulate me on making the utilities bill.