Zero.

Oh, sure...Mr Edit.

The original post looked like a cry for help from a suicidal drunk. That's not what I was trying to convey.

Not the look you're going for?

Sometimes when you're going through a shitty time, there's just no way to dress it up.

It referred to the number of women in my life. A year ago it was 5. I reduced it to one. Now it is zero. And I'm going to leave it there for a while.

It became one of those "just when you think that thought you knew, you learned you don't know anything" kind of deals.

Good for you; women are fags anyway!

The original post looked like a cry for help from a suicidal drunk. That's not what I was trying to convey.

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahhah!

It referred to the number of women in my life. A year ago it was 5. I reduced it to one. Now it is zero. And I'm going to leave it there for a while.

It became one of those "just when you think that thought you knew, you learned you don't know anything" kind of deals.

Does that mean you've broken up with Dave?

I said women, not androgynous protosimians.

Yeah, and we've been broken up for years, man ...
We're just "good friends" now; which we're ALL cool with; you know?

>>protosimians<<

That's a cool word.

Bitches be crazy yo.

Back when i got my heart broken i thought about becoming full blown queer.. but then i remembered vaginas are gross and bitches be crazy. 

alcohol and a lifetime supply of batteries. 

While it is true, bitches truly all be crazy and differ only by degree, vaginas are only gross if you let them be gross.


WASH THE COOCHIE

I like the vagina too much to give it up while I still got all my parts working.

I like the vagina too much to give it up while I still got all my parts working.

So when your parts stop working, you're going for the cock meat sandwiches?

No. Don't weave me into your fantasies Kyle.

PickleWeasel

I've never understood having more than one other.

I don't share.

We're men; it's different ....

Might as well say it, it's different.
But not SO different.

Well, age plays a factor to that statement ...
... kinda

... you know, I can't just generalize; it's still easier for men in most cases

OK so I was alone for 5 years, then I was faithful in a relationship for 5 years so for a few months I went a little cooze happy.

It's not different. Most of you know I am terminally monogamous. I just gave that a short break.

.... and JOE BLESS YOU for doing so!