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1000 ways to die(Read 4423 times)
1000 ways to die on: June 01, 2012, 05:31:29 PM
O. M. F. G.

This show is on netflix and I thought I'd see what it was about. Watched about 10 minutes before shutting it off. It was horrible, a guy got cut in half by a semi while working under his own truck and THEY ACTUALLY SHOWED HIM. Yes, there was a couple filming their honeymoon trip there when it happened.

I don't mind reenactments, or old stories, but I don't want to see a guy getting smushed right before my eyes.

Just horrible. Might as well just bring back the old "throw them to the lions" style of entertainment.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #1 on: June 01, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
"throw them to the lions"

Could be cool if it were the politicians getting eaten.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #2 on: June 01, 2012, 11:09:13 PM
I have thoughts on this.

1. If you want the job you aren't worthy of it.

2. If you fuck up, you get fed to the lions on live feed, free to the public.

I bet the country would run a lot more smoothly if they just wanted to get it done and go home and the penalty was spending eternity in a pile of lion poo.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #3 on: June 02, 2012, 09:09:03 AM
"throw them to the lions"

Could be cool if it were the politicians getting eaten.

Or Christians.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #4 on: June 02, 2012, 09:10:05 AM
I remember trying to get into see The Killing Of America back in the early 80's.

Dunno what all the fuss was about, when I finally saw it, I yawned.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #5 on: June 02, 2012, 11:36:38 AM
>>1. If you want the job you aren't worthy of it.<<

Well said.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #6 on: June 03, 2012, 05:12:37 PM
My ex and I must be sick. We watched almost every episode of that show and were always excited to know what the next demented death would be.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #7 on: June 04, 2012, 02:19:55 AM
I'd seen most of them in real life; it's no shock to me ...
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Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #8 on: June 04, 2012, 12:02:09 PM
My ex and I must be sick. We watched almost every episode of that show and were always excited to know what the next demented death would be.

Desensitized? People used to get off on that sort of thing, public executions and all that. Chopping a guys head off was like going to the circus.
I'd seen most of them in real life; it's no shock to me ...
Yeah, but aren't you a medical type? It's your job to handle seeing people on the worst (last) day of their life.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #9 on: June 05, 2012, 04:12:15 AM
ACLS Master Paramedic/Trauma Nurse; Dual-Degreed, Quadruple Certified ...
... so, no; it's not
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #10 on: June 05, 2012, 10:25:52 AM
It's your job to make sure that what could be the last, worst day of their life will just be some awful memory in a few years.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #11 on: June 05, 2012, 05:31:56 PM
Yes ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #12 on: June 05, 2012, 07:47:43 PM
He has a way with words.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #13 on: June 05, 2012, 08:35:01 PM
You knew what I meant.

I was going to say "don't be a pain in the ass" but that's your goal.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #14 on: June 05, 2012, 08:51:56 PM
You knew what I meant.

I was going to say "don't be a pain in the ass" but that's your goal.

And the goal of futuristic Nazi robots!

hehehe
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #15 on: June 06, 2012, 01:15:00 AM
By careful how you phrase "pain in the ass" comments to me ...
... just sayin'
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #16 on: June 06, 2012, 01:56:03 AM
Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison really took an emotional toll on you, didn't it?

Daisy, me mindful of his feelings; that's what he's talking about.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #17 on: June 06, 2012, 02:39:15 AM
You don't have to be mindful of my "feelings"; I'm limited in that area ...
I'm more worried about others when we mention "pain in the ass" to me as a freely used term ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #18 on: June 06, 2012, 10:09:11 AM
That was what I was getting at. Thrash's love of using the back door.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #19 on: June 06, 2012, 01:24:05 PM
<3
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #20 on: June 07, 2012, 12:42:03 AM
I use to like to watch this show.. the fucked up sex acts gone fail were always my favorite.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #21 on: June 07, 2012, 05:02:59 PM
They're even more fun to see in real life ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #22 on: June 08, 2012, 06:21:38 AM
They're even more fun to see in real life ...

tee hee!  ;)



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #23 on: June 08, 2012, 07:58:15 AM
That show would gather my attention if it weren't for the dipshit commentary and slavish puns in every death scene.


Is it just me or is the media getting away with a lot more these days than they used too?

Television is going the way of Faces of Death.
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: 1000 ways to die Reply #24 on: June 08, 2012, 01:27:06 PM
* Thrash "likes" that last post *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')