I can't get more than two sentences into a Tru rant before I start hearing it in a warbly, high-pitched, googly-eyed cartoon scientist voice.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I rolled into Yulee a week ago and went straight to Whattaburger. Murdoch, my 120 pound Lab was in the back seat of the jeep. The cute girl at the window puts out her hand for my money and then gasps and says, "Ya know ya gotta bear in your back seat?" so I said...
I'll put a bear in YOUR back seat...