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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


JINGOS!(Read 5028 times)
JINGOS! on: September 14, 2012, 12:25:01 AM
So, I was watching TV and a commercial came on for a new snack called "Jingos" ...
I noticed that out of all of the ethnically diverse people in the store in this first ad, that there were no black people ...
In it, everyone individually yell out "JINGOS" after having a taste ...
I said to Melissa, "You know, they should have had black people walking by at the same time and say 'what the fuck did you call me?'".

20 minutes later, another Jingos ad; a lost black man walks into the store and the clerk bites into a Jingo and yells "JINGOS!" ...
... the black man looks at him rather oddly, like he said something he maybe shouldn't have

Later in the ad, it's the black man, the clerk and a radsom female customer ...
... the clerk and female bite into the Jingos individually and yell "JINGOS!" afterward
... the black dude, upon his turn, after a bite, yells "NOT GONNA HAPPEN!"

Did I call that one, or what?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: JINGOS! Reply #1 on: September 15, 2012, 09:33:53 PM
I wasn't aware Jingos was a racial slur. Is this an Australian thing?
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Re: JINGOS! Reply #2 on: September 16, 2012, 12:48:54 PM
It's only a racial slur in Jacksonville.
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Re: JINGOS! Reply #3 on: September 16, 2012, 07:41:55 PM
Not true. In Jax black people are referred to as "Pepsi Drinkers".
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Re: JINGOS! Reply #4 on: September 17, 2012, 05:55:29 PM
I'm saying, it sounds suspect; that's all ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: JINGOS! Reply #5 on: December 09, 2019, 11:08:44 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: JINGOS! Reply #6 on: December 10, 2019, 02:23:31 AM
JINGOS!
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Re: JINGOS! Reply #7 on: December 11, 2019, 12:19:57 AM
Ha!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: JINGOS! Reply #8 on: December 11, 2019, 03:11:55 PM
JENKEM!
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Re: JINGOS! Reply #9 on: December 12, 2019, 07:57:56 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')