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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


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Re: Dating Reply #30 on: November 13, 2012, 06:34:07 PM
But what if there's no guy in this session?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #31 on: November 13, 2012, 07:46:08 PM
Then, please, step off into the shadows with your camera. I need to concentrate on this naked woman's body, mkay? Thx.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #32 on: November 13, 2012, 08:31:46 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #33 on: November 14, 2012, 07:30:19 AM
Yeah..
I was,like, pretty high when I posted my last post.

I'm not sure where I was going with a strapon that gets soft. Maybe cuz watching cocks get hard is amusing to me..I don't know.



Re: Dating Reply #34 on: November 14, 2012, 09:32:24 AM
Yeah..
I was,like, pretty high when I posted my last post.

Same here. I couldn't seem to figure out why I couldn't come up with an acceptable answer.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #35 on: November 15, 2012, 04:34:01 PM
You just answered your own question(s) ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #36 on: November 25, 2012, 09:35:15 AM
South Florida... seriously. Unbelievable...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #37 on: November 25, 2012, 10:35:39 AM
Can I bring my girlfriend? (If I have one)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #38 on: November 26, 2012, 03:16:03 AM
... do you?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #39 on: November 26, 2012, 08:35:08 PM



Re: Dating Reply #40 on: November 26, 2012, 08:54:24 PM
Ahhh, once again, blood making the best lubricant...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #41 on: November 26, 2012, 09:43:07 PM
Mosh saved the day!!!!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #42 on: November 26, 2012, 09:47:22 PM
Well, if you're not over your blood fetish...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #43 on: November 26, 2012, 09:50:26 PM
I think the "over the blood fetish" was actually the phase.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #44 on: November 26, 2012, 09:51:39 PM
Sweeeeet... and a little salty...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #45 on: November 26, 2012, 10:15:20 PM
Metallic <3
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #46 on: November 26, 2012, 11:13:21 PM
banging you bathed in blood while holding a machete (or a nihonto) would be VERY metal...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #47 on: November 26, 2012, 11:19:45 PM
Metal, but would you like it?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Dating Reply #48 on: November 27, 2012, 12:01:10 AM
Mmmmmmm....
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Dating Reply #49 on: November 27, 2012, 04:41:07 AM
He's older, yet, still ...

... it's definite "maybe"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Dating Reply #50 on: November 27, 2012, 09:10:44 PM
That machete sucks.  Kukri style machetes are much better.



Re: Dating Reply #51 on: November 27, 2012, 10:37:29 PM
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Kukri style machetes are much better
Palm fronds are even softer if you just don't invoke the spikes.
Owww
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Dating Reply #52 on: December 27, 2012, 09:53:09 AM
I wait for the MethMilf.