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Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men(Read 26977 times)
Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #120 on: September 05, 2009, 06:39:25 PM
Dr. CockNspiel..... MD



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #121 on: September 05, 2009, 08:09:10 PM
zoomie is the hawtest member hands down

he takes it up the ass like a champ, and looks so sweet and innocent with my cock in his mouth....

almost makes me wanna introduce him to your mother, but i dont like to share.

Well now that I know who you are, I'm gonna put it in your ass, in battle dress, while you sing "Oh Canada".

I know what you like, bitch and I got a hamster cock with your name on it.


i've heard about your glorious hamster cock, enraged angel claims its what impregnated her with her 6th child...way to throw that l hotdog down the hallway old man, i always knew you were a champ!!
« Last Edit: September 05, 2009, 08:27:00 PM by cockNspiel »



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #122 on: September 05, 2009, 08:37:41 PM
Yeah I'm more likely to bump parts with you than put my parts where TCF has been. Goddess knows what he picked up in prison...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #123 on: September 05, 2009, 08:42:31 PM
zoomie is the hawtest member hands down

he takes it up the ass like a champ, and looks so sweet and innocent with my cock in his mouth....

almost makes me wanna introduce him to your mother, but i dont like to share.

Well now that I know who you are, I'm gonna put it in your ass, in battle dress, while you sing "Oh Canada".

I know what you like, bitch and I got a hamster cock with your name on it.


i've heard about your glorious hamster cock, enraged angel claims its what impregnated her with her 6th child...way to throw that l hotdog down the hallway old man, i always knew you were a champ!!
Yeah I'm more likely to bump parts with you than put my parts where TCF has been. Goddess knows what he picked up in prison...

hahahahaha see this is one HF member we should keep...



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #124 on: September 05, 2009, 08:45:20 PM
Yeah and she's pretty hot too. Unfortunately she ignored my warnings and joined the CAF. Still waiting for a pic in uniform...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #125 on: September 05, 2009, 08:58:30 PM
I just checked, all the hottest women from RT are here.

CocknSpiel (Mary J)
Enraged Angel
TreeHugger
IndianSummer
DaisyMae
KinkyRamona

And others. Try not to frighten them off, K kids?

Of course, hip will be jealous and immediately start shit.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #126 on: September 05, 2009, 09:01:06 PM
4 of them wont/dont post here. duh.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #127 on: September 05, 2009, 09:20:51 PM
I should start another, separate, thread on the Top 10 Best Pair of Tits here.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #128 on: September 05, 2009, 09:38:27 PM
4 of them wont/dont post here. duh.

They'll be back.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #129 on: September 06, 2009, 01:17:25 AM
...and as she placed her legs in the stirrups Dr. CockNspiel told her to please relax.  Inserting a speculum and finger into her vagina, CockNspiel told her that he had to do an anal exam as well.  With his index finger still placed inside of her, along with the speculum, he stood up and pulled down his pants.  "This will be able to check you more accurately, " he said as he pulled his cock from his pants.  "Are you sure this is the only way?" the adolescent female patient asked him with a hesitant tone to her voice.  "It IS the only way in Dr. CockNspiel's office, " he replied as he rammed his cock into her lightly lubed pink balloon knot.  "GOD! That feels like hell!  Please help me understand why you are doing this to me," the young girl screeched at CockNspiel as she pawwed at his arms.  No answer was given from CockNspiel as he rammed and prodded her insides in a way only a frenetic doctor could......



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #130 on: September 06, 2009, 02:12:02 AM
I should have gone to medical school.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #131 on: September 06, 2009, 02:26:31 AM
I'm thinking of a sequel to Teeth. Two Back Teeth: Anus Dentata.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #132 on: September 06, 2009, 11:38:17 AM
CocknSpiel is Mary J? No shit! Welcome back!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #133 on: September 06, 2009, 01:01:45 PM
Thrash, meet cockNspiel.

He's your competition from now on.

I'll let Mary J share my thunder; it's good to have a female counterpart sometimes ...

I should have gone to medical school.

I did; look where it got me ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #134 on: September 06, 2009, 09:25:55 PM
Yeah I'm more likely to bump parts with you than put my parts where TCF has been. Goddess knows what he picked up in prison...


i'd be more worried about what he picked up outside of prison, those inmates are a lot cleaner than what he's currently tappin....there is no cure for gonaherpasyphilaids ya'know.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #135 on: September 06, 2009, 09:26:42 PM
Yeah and she's pretty hot too. Unfortunately she ignored my warnings and joined the CAF. Still waiting for a pic in uniform...


don't start till november, there was issues with my security clearance, haha.....

seriously though.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #136 on: September 06, 2009, 09:28:11 PM
CocknSpiel is Mary J? No shit! Welcome back!


you missed me didnt you?!



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #137 on: September 06, 2009, 11:38:12 PM
You're a girl?  Lame.  That ruins all CockNspiel tales from this point forward.  Good job Mary J.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #138 on: September 07, 2009, 01:59:25 AM
The ?! is a giveaway.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #139 on: September 07, 2009, 08:12:55 AM
It's her signature move, like the ellipses at the end of my posts...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #140 on: September 07, 2009, 09:59:58 AM
Love the ellipses...



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #141 on: September 07, 2009, 10:37:29 AM
You're a girl?  Lame.  That ruins all CockNspiel tales from this point forward.  Good job Mary J.



bitches are lame arent they?!


sorry for ruining your fantasy of my dick in your ass, i have a strap on though if that makes you feel any better?




Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #142 on: September 07, 2009, 11:10:03 AM
The ?! is a giveaway.

That's what I told her...



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #143 on: September 07, 2009, 05:06:09 PM
Mary J ain't no bitch ~

She's a sHe-Man!
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #144 on: September 08, 2009, 12:40:26 AM
You're a girl?  Lame.  That ruins all CockNspiel tales from this point forward.  Good job Mary J.



bitches are lame arent they?!


sorry for ruining your fantasy of my dick in your ass, i have a strap on though if that makes you feel any better?



It's not the same.  I know because I have a lot of experience.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #145 on: September 08, 2009, 09:47:13 AM
4 of them wont/dont post here. duh.

make sure to check their last login times.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #146 on: September 08, 2009, 10:54:14 AM
Login is not posting.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #147 on: September 08, 2009, 10:56:29 AM
Yes but you've captivated them with your charm and wit and they just can't stay away from you Brian...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #148 on: September 08, 2009, 10:58:40 AM
I am a better read in chat.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Top 10 hottest A-S/L-G women/men Reply #149 on: September 08, 2009, 07:53:50 PM

It's not the same.  I know because I have a lot of experience.



even if i let you call me doctor?

i'll still put your feet in the stir ups, close your eyes and you'll never know the difference.