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Crocs on: March 29, 2009, 01:23:06 AM
I'm thinking about buying a pair of these, but I have two issues.

1.) They seem to be expensive, and

2.) Most of them look pretty gay.

Also I'll have to find some to fit my size 15 1/2 clodhopper feet.

Have any of you tried wearing them?  Are they any good? 
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Crocs Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 01:24:26 AM
Ask Zoomie about these.

He had a rant about them on d00dj00sux0r a while back. Not so much the footwear themselves... Aaron likes them, but more the way the company is being treated.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2009, 01:25:11 AM by Mosh »



Re: Crocs Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 01:25:49 AM
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Crocs Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 03:06:58 AM
Is this a serious post?  I hope not.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Crocs Reply #4 on: March 29, 2009, 03:12:07 AM
Might as well be called "cocks".fag.



Re: Crocs Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 03:19:58 AM
are you sure youre not gay?

I mean, youre rooting this girl you cant blow in, you seem to have a facination for penii...



Re: Crocs Reply #6 on: March 29, 2009, 03:26:47 AM
Actually...!! haha. I did blow inside her last Sunday. I just am getting tired of making threads in Sex about it all. Thrash was taking bets whether I hit her brown eye, or nutted inside. It felt absolutely amazing... and that little resevoir tip on the condom didn't even begin to hold my volume.

Other things of note:

She was pantyless all day on Sunday. Was wearing this little summer skirt thing, and no panties at all. Also, Sunday was the first two fucks in one day. Also, Sunday was the first daytime sex. Which I thouroughly enjoyed because afterward we got up and went out and about and did shit. Not just slept.

But yeah, I'm pretty much done posting about it. I think it's run it's course. I'm bored, and I know all of you are.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2009, 03:28:16 AM by bagman »



Re: Crocs Reply #7 on: March 29, 2009, 03:33:39 AM
Cool.

So, she's your girlfriend than?



Re: Crocs Reply #8 on: March 29, 2009, 03:38:34 AM
Absolutely not.



Re: Crocs Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 04:24:29 AM
YOU FINALLY NUTTED IN THE FUGLY FAT COW; CONGRATS.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Crocs Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 04:30:48 AM
Thanks.



Re: Crocs Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 04:32:30 AM
YOU FINALLY NUTTED IN THE FUGLY FAT COW; CONGRATS.

Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Crocs Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 04:35:31 AM
YOU FINALLY NUTTED IN THE FUGLY FAT COW; CONGRATS.



She hasn't let me do that yet.



Re: Crocs Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 04:50:38 AM
Quote
and that little resevoir tip on the condom didn't even begin to hold my volume.


Did it burst ?

if yes

Do you see lil bagies in your future ?
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Re: Crocs Reply #14 on: March 29, 2009, 04:51:20 AM
She didn't let you fist her ass yet? Wow so sorry.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Crocs Reply #15 on: March 29, 2009, 01:15:58 PM
I have two issues.

If you're seriously thinking about buying a pair of crocs, you have more than two issues.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Crocs Reply #16 on: March 29, 2009, 01:34:37 PM
Well not the faggy ones with the holes in them, but they make some that look like regular slipper shoes, I think.  I don't know anything about then other than hearing people rave about them occasionally.  I've never even seen a pair.

These don't look TOO gay, but they're 50 bucks.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Crocs Reply #17 on: March 29, 2009, 01:41:05 PM
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Crocs Reply #18 on: March 29, 2009, 02:37:54 PM
Oh holy christ no, not those things.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Crocs Reply #19 on: March 29, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
Crocs are for people that love how Birkenstocks stink, but don't want the hassle of buckles.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Crocs Reply #20 on: March 29, 2009, 03:02:28 PM
Haha seriously!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Crocs Reply #21 on: March 29, 2009, 03:14:12 PM
I have a pair of these.

They are made by Coleman.

Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Crocs Reply #22 on: March 29, 2009, 03:25:45 PM
Let's talk about sssshoessss you guysss!





But honestly, for comfort and ease, Adidas Superskate slip-ons are the best.



Re: Crocs Reply #23 on: March 29, 2009, 03:29:53 PM
I like Adidas in general.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Crocs Reply #24 on: March 29, 2009, 03:31:08 PM
well i can honestly say that i've never had dirty thoughts about alf.. until now.

thanks for that new and life-altering experience.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Crocs Reply #25 on: March 29, 2009, 03:34:47 PM
I like Adidas in general.

Me too, but I'm wearing New Balance right now because I couldn't find any Adidas to fit my gargantuan feet at the time.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Crocs Reply #26 on: March 29, 2009, 03:35:00 PM
Just say no to Crocs.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Crocs Reply #27 on: March 29, 2009, 03:38:31 PM
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Crocs Reply #28 on: March 29, 2009, 04:23:36 PM
Back to Baggie's updates ....
I hate to say this, but you DID promise a thread about the nutting in her this weekend ...

You have to be a man of your word ...

Also, I think there's a certain part here that enjoys your "sexually awkward" posting(s) ...

Your call, but I think it's a mistake to stop completely ...
If nothing else, update us when you try anal, be it with her or anyone else ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Crocs Reply #29 on: March 29, 2009, 06:43:30 PM
What I need to do, is find another girl; one that is girlfriend-material. I'm just feeling so lazy because I have it in the bag, so to say. Even my boss is telling me to text Sasha2, and go out on dates with more women like I was last year, because "J" sounds psycho to him.

I just lack motivation in every aspect of my life, except work. I mean I paid $1000 on 10/14/2008 for two correspondence classes. The sign up stuff is still sitting on my counter. I haven't even ordered the materials yet. I have 9 months to finish the course, and it's already been 5.5 months.

  • Plus my musical equipment. I haven't touched it in months. Theremin and Kaossilator.
  • Xbox 360. I have 5 unopened games. The thing hasn't been turned on in nearly two years.
  • Austindude.com. Bought it a couple of years ago. Haven't updated in a year.
  • The exhaust fan in my bathroom is broken and I have been meaning to fix it. Meaning to fix it for over a year.
  • My car needs ANOTHER new engine (this will be the 4th rotary), but I haven't felt like going to the Mazda dealership.
  • There is a weight set in my garage that has been sitting there for 3 years. The first year and a half after I bought it, it remained in the box. A year and a half ago I unboxed it and set it up. It's been setup ever since, but not used once.
  • I haven't bought my tickets for Japan yet -- actually haven't even looked, and my time off is 4/16 - 4/28. Sigh.

blah blah blah blah blah. I really don't ever feel like doing much of anything.