I have two pair of Crocs. A simple black pair I bought at a dollar store in WV and have lasted me 4 years.  And a pair of Crocs Offroad which I wear around camp when I hike and camp overnight. They have a lug sole so they don't slip.

But I don't wear them in public, they look stupid.

I'ma get me some Uggs!

Or you can get some of these monstrosities (Ugg/ Crocs):

Do they come in hot pink?

And the suede's OK, but I'm thinking an animal print would be even tackier betterer.

No animal print, but it's the best I can find:

That's hot.

What do you call those? Cruggs?

I think the technical term is "wastesofcash"

It looks like Lambchop's going Swedish for breastcancer awareness month.

Lambchop must die.

And be my next souvlaki.