hahaha wheres the YouTube of that?

Jack Lambert kinda looks like Lemmy.

He looks like a monster.

Those hand driers are everywhere in Japan now.

I used one of those hands dryers at a movie theater in Times Square. It was pretty awesome.

Those hand driers are everywhere in Japan now.

It appears to semi-translate you into a computer, like in Tron.
I don't want to fight my way back to freedom in a Japanese computer. 

Man, that is one scary lookin dude.

Footballs Greates Injuries- Joe Theismann

Jack Lambert kinda looks like Lemmy.

He kinda does. As it happens we called our latest adopted street mutt Lemmy. Amy found him at a gas station licking the greasy paper from a KFC box. He was crazy skinny and when we took him to the vet she told us he was way undersized for his age, and that he wouldn't have lasted much longer. He was really friendly and had attitude from day 1 though, hence the name. He's shot up like a weed, and we think he may actually end up being the biggest of all our dogs. He also looks sort of like he may be part pitbull or something, so we're making sure to not roughhouse with him too much, since he seems to come by it naturally anyway.

/end dog rant

/end dog rant

wrong thread, si!

Yeah, my bad. I can be kinda like those parents who never shut up about their kids when it comes to my pups, if I don't rein myself in. I love having dogs, they can be a real pain but they're so worth it.

* FAH-Q reins himself in

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Anyway, I loved when Theismann was doing MNF and Jimmy Kimmel was the "booth guest", and after Theismann said something particularly lame, Jimmy goes, "How's the leg, Joe?"

I'm so glad Theismann's gone. Jaws is way better. Kornheiser sucks on MNF, which sucks cuz he's great on PTI.

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Here's a David Fincher-directed ad that fucking rules:

Nike "Fate" Leave Nothing commercial w/ LT & Polamalu

Whoa... / me works on the board, huh? Sweet.

Here's an EVEN BETTER Michael Mann-directed ad. LOVE the music.

Nike Football Leave Nothing

Nike makes some fucking good ads.

Now I wanna watch Last of the Mohicans. Is that shit on Blu-ray yet?

Jesus!

Jesus would of just walked if off.


The real thought is why doesnt happen more often. The way you amercans cut runners off at the legs in that way.... and thats not a dig at the sport.

Ex-pro footballers must have a hard time. They play their whole career and only get tacked by shoulder charges

I don't like this thread because I don't really like watching sports. Going to a hockey game or baseball game is ok but not watching it on TV!

so shut the fuck up and go post in Kyles plastic dick thread

My favorite thing in sports - the All Blacks Haka.


Haka Commercial

so shut the fuck up and go post in Kyles plastic dick thread

I'm gonna kick you when I'm in Japan.

You know the Hawaii college football team started doing a Haka before each game, but ended up having to stop cuz the NCAA considered it taunting. Lame.

gay

Well, isn't it taunting?

it is... but how are hawaiians kiwiish?

They started with a Haka, but then changed it to a dance of their own. Then they had to stop.

fags...

Instead of doing a haka, maybe they should fit in some tougher non-conference games so that they stop getting embarrassed on the national stage.

sure it's a taunt, but the great teams stare it down, turn their backs on it or do something else equally awesome. One Aussie Rugby player used to blow kisses to the All Blacks, classic

Some of the aussie team could do the haka....it is part of their childhood.

Instead of doing a haka, maybe they should fit in some tougher non-conference games so that they stop getting embarrassed on the national stage.

Seriously. They're like the kid who always plays Madden on Rookie and then plays a real person and throws a fit when he's down 49-0 in the 3rd quarter and turns the Playstation off.