I'm selling my home gym. Elliptical, Bowflex Sport and various resistance tools. All in good shape. No one is buying tho.

You have Viagra too?

Hahahahaha

I thought you loved that stuff?

I thought that too ...

I fucking do. I'm trading my elliptical with me sister for that bike she let me borrow last year. The one that matched your yellow and black one, Si.
As far as the bowflex... No one is buying.... So I suppose I'm  keeping it.!!!

I'd but it, however, to ship it, I might as well buy new from the factory ...

Seriously. It weighs a Lot. I love it.

I'm sure I would too ...

I think they make less weighty models. Haha skinny models. I mean the bowflex though.

Nah; if I'm gonna do that shit, I'm gonna grind that bitch right the fuck out ...

W3RD!!

Its such a smooth, convienent way to work out at home. I used resistance bands for a long time, then this. Seriously, you start to feel really good about your choice to move such a huge piece of equipment into your home, like, right away. I'm putting on one side of my room, so I can have my dining room back. I will admit, its a lot more work to exercise now days, and that's probably because my thyroid is barely functioning at all. Anyway, if you get one Dave, you'll be feeling like a hot mess of a Diva in no time.

It's been years since I've felt that way; I admit it ...

i really want an Elliptical

I want an "around the world" ...

Daft Punk - Around The World

I'll take it ...

Si! That's exactly what I thought of too!

i really want an Elliptical

They are FUN.

... vaginaboob

Gary Busey uber dicknipples!

He's such a fucknut; if he were walking around with that as a Halloween costume, I'd not be surprised ...

That's it. Im getting my nails done.

Gary Busey uber dicknipples!

i find this hard to masturbate to.

... but, it's so .....
so ....

... busy!

It might be the red fingernail polish putting her off?

That's the only thing I like about porn. The bitches who get their nails did,jerking guys off and finger fucking other bitches.
Shiny, French tips. That is so fucking hot. And if a girl knows how to properly apply lip gloss. *sigh*

What about finger fucking other girls' anuses with those same long, polished nails?
... even -=I=- think that's a little suspect

They don't have to be long. Just French tips.

Hmmm, then ....

What about finger fucking other girls' anuses with French tips?

Hmmm, then ....

What about finger fucking other girls' anuses with French tips?

Yes Dave. Ass play is hot. I watched a 45 year old woman and a 19 year old girl get freaky once, French tips in the anuses, mouths, vaggie-holes, ears, between toes.... It was pretty erotic. Oh, and they did that sixty-nine thing too. I love hearing girls cum. *smile*