The Real Slim Shady is the only song I think I could do in karaoke.

Do any of you do that shit?

My uncle owns a bar in Nebraska somewhere and whenever he and my
Aunt visit, he brings the whole damn karaoke set up.

I think it would be humorous for me to do The Real Slim Shady in front
Of the audience of old fuckers and my kids.

I have done karaoke Japan, and apparently I have a reasonable singing voice.

I need to be on the way to being drunk.

I need to be on the way to being drunk.

Ditto. I've done a fair amount of karaoke over the years, mostly quite drunk. Ace of Spades is my go-to song. I also did an open mic night with my friend on acoustic guitar and me singing. We did four NOFX songs.

KARAOKE IS GAY! GAY!!!

I like to heckle karaoke singers that take it too seriously.

Those are the worst. And they almost always suck, too, they just have no sense of humour about it. I don't mind people taking karaoke seriously if they fucking nail it, that's OK.

I need to be on the way to being drunk.

  We did four NOFX songs.

I wanna hear you sing NOFX Si. That would be cool.

KARAOKE IS GAY! GAY!!!

You know you'd get up on a stage and sing with me.

Yeah I've done it. First time I did I was drunk and joke-heckling the host (a friend of a guy I was seeing) as he fucked up "rappers delight". She was like "fine. You take the mic."
And I nailed it.

Zach likes my singing, so he usually ends up convincing me to sign up when we are out. However, we haven't gone out much in the last 3 years cuz kids cost too damn much.

I'm out of this one ...

I'm out of this one ...

What? Who the fuck's gonna DJ this party?

STYX, CRYSTAL ALL. NOW.

I had an AWESOME NIGHT tonight jamming with karaoke folk ...
... Just sayin'

Apparently, every filipino that I know wants to be a singer/entertainer. Therefore, it's not surprising that those pigmies have karaoke machines out at any gathering. Filipinos = Karaoke.

Was that a racist stereotype?

No, it's pretty much spot-on ...
WTF is that ONE SONG that they ALL try and master?
Fuck, I know this one too ...

My sister works with some Filipino folks, and I've been to a few of their parties. Karaoke, shitloads of food and booze, drunken dancing, and pushup competitions seem to always be on the menu.

Those fuckers know how to party.

oh man Karaoke is fun as anything.

There's a karaoke place some of my friends used to go to that may also have been a brothel.

I was never really clear on it.  I heard the claim from a couple of different sources, though.

It's the Korean joint just past North Ave, Mike?

Yeah.  That's the place. 

oh man Karaoke is fun as anything.

Especially when you get 4 yanks, 2 aussies and a kiwi together to drink a place in Hiroshima dry