On Anger Managment they made fun of this recently.

She texted him "Do you like my puppy?" It turned like into lick and well you can guess the rest.

Yeah ... those are starting to sound fabricated.

I could show you a few I've made that I would think the same thing about them ...
... IF I wasn't the one who it happened to

I sent my sister a text last night telling her that Simone and I got engaged. It came out, "we're thatched!"

True story.

I gotta admit sir, those last couple were fucking hilarious.

Wheel Of Fuckups... HAHAHAHAHA

that needs to be the subtitle to this site.

Or wheel of fornication.