That I like to be drunk most of the time.

Psssh!
Who wouldn't?

Been there. These days I prefer general sobriety with a the occasional drink or smoke, but I don't actually like being really drunk or really high anymore.

Shit, I love it and wish I could do it more often ...

That particular avenue of pleasure has been closed off to me..

I can no longer afford any artificial joy.

Awww ....
That sucks ...

i've been drinking since 8AM! got to work saturday morning and it turns out i got the weekend off, so naturally i walked straight to 40oz till freedom. well, 160oz

I didn't really drink at work last night, as per usual ...
... holiday weekend and all
... I had a nice, big drink when I got home, I went to sleep, woke up, and I'm just fine

Wow that salty spittle thing I mentioned last year really works!

Train yourself not to puke. Ready for more.

Spittle thing?
Is that the snowballing with hookers to enhance the high thing?

It's not the hanging yourself in the closet thing for sure.

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What he might look like today ... Hahahahahahahahaha

Wrinkly and dead?