This will be interesting.
I would lay money that this thing will explode about 40 seconds into launch and not without help.


http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/04/01/north.korea.rocket/index.html?iref=topnews

North Korea has the worst Napoleon Complex of any Communist nation.

It's funny when you're not living in their target....

I was in north Japan when they fired the last rocket over, bizarre

The last thing North Korea wants is for the Japanese to start dusting off their copies of the Hagakure for retaliation.

Maybe they'll try to launch it and it will just shake apart on the launch pad because of poor craftsmanship.

It's funny when you're not living in their target....

Everything's funny when there's death involved.

North Korea has the worst best Napoleon Complex of any Communist nation.

Fixed.

I happen to really enjoy the spectacle.

Is this rocket designed to get plastic dog poop to the states quicker, or what?

Surely some CIA spook could get into NK and pop Kim Il Jong.

Kim Jong Il can never die... Only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!

Please let it be true! It would be a shame to deprive the world of this hunk of sexy man...

Fuck you Hans Brix

Surely some CIA spook could get into NK and pop Kim Il Jong.

Yeah, but we don't assassinate world leaders, because then well, we become as bad as them.

You're kidding, right?

Well, I'm pretty sure that's the official policy, though it may not be put as bluntly as that.  Super-black covert CIA ops aside, of course, but I doubt anyone could go in there and kill Kim Jong Il and it not be eventually discovered who did it, no matter how covert.

I mean, do you think that would actually be a good thing to do?

I'm pretty sure the US has blown tons of people away & the people in those countries are well aware of it, but it gets ignored here because corporate media doesn't give a shit about the third world unless you really force their hand.

At any other time, yes. Take out KJI and the top 25 members of the party leadership and the country will implode. Then they would reduce military forces and could start receiving foreign aid and perhaps not starve this winter.

But since no one else has the money to shore them up, perhaps not.

Oh, and policy be damned, when we couldn't bump off Castro we trained Cubans to do it. That wasn't the first nor the last time the US tried to depose a foreign leader we couldn't buy off.

Korea I can understand, they have nukes. But why hasn't anyone shot Robert Mugabe yet?

Cuz he's helping whitey keep the black man down.

Korea I can understand, they have nukes. But why hasn't anyone shot Robert Mugabe yet?

Mostly because who gives a flying fuck abut a landlocked country in Africa. There's no strategic importance to the place at all.
The minute they find oil under Zimbabwe, the minute Mugabe is gone.

You sir, are a fucking genius.

you know it.

Nick, be safe bro. I hope to meet you later this month.

From CNN (updated 6 mins ago): North Korea: 'Satellite will be launched soon
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/04/03/north.korea.rocket/index.html

If we decide to intercept this missle, no telling what these crazy fucks are liable to do. I mean they pretty much have nothing to lose.

Launch delay due to high winds. Pussies.

Weird, A kite would seem like their best chance of getting a nuke to japan.

The Norks, like all our foreign enemies, are liable to get a free pass on almost any degree of aggression until Obama's ass is out of the chain of command.

The real fun begins when North Korea's demographic shenanigans catch up with them several years down the road. The state's Marxist benevolence caused so much mass-starvation that they will in the near future find themselves woefully short on young men fit for military service.

Obama thinks he's all that. I think we all know who he's really working for.

Weird, A kite would seem like their best chance of getting a nuke to japan.

They still find unexploded armaments in the Midwest that Japan flew over here on balloons during WWII.

THEY JUST LAUNCHED! UNDER 5 minutes AGO!!!!! OMFG

Yep. Two stages worked. one into the west of japan, one east.