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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


HAPPY NEW YEAR!(Read 3250 times)
HAPPY NEW YEAR! on: December 31, 2013, 09:01:27 PM


Fuck, someone had to do it. I bet you fuckers have a lottery to see who would do it first ya fucks. It's the year of the Horse.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2013, 09:18:21 PM by Tru »
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Reply #1 on: January 01, 2014, 07:53:09 AM
That would look pretty badass on the side of a van.

Happy 2014, Tru!
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Reply #2 on: January 01, 2014, 06:01:43 PM
Agreed... it's just missing the horn on its head.



Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Reply #3 on: January 02, 2014, 03:31:42 PM
My exact thought ...
... or, better yet, look up "Arvak"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Reply #4 on: January 03, 2014, 04:35:21 PM
I chased the headless horseman around for a while but didn't know about Arvak. I haven't actually finished the game. It became tedious after a while.

There is a mod out that lets you get married and settle down, build a business ect.

 
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Reply #5 on: January 05, 2014, 10:28:55 PM
It's been out; we've had it for a while now ...
Yeah, find Arvak's skeleton, I think, and you can summon him at will ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')