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Quote from: Zoomie's Sig; At One Point
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Sex songs(Read 20051 times)
Re: Sex songs Reply #30 on: April 04, 2009, 09:44:40 PM
Or to master the piece ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sex songs Reply #31 on: April 04, 2009, 11:59:10 PM
Bagman can master my piece any day of the week.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Sex songs Reply #32 on: April 05, 2009, 12:02:02 AM
Bagman can master my piece any day of the week.

You have a piece?
Learn something new every day...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Sex songs Reply #33 on: April 05, 2009, 12:02:13 AM
Shit, I guess if you're home at midnight on a Saturday, maybe he needs to ...

Then again, I'm in my office; maybe he needs to master mine as well .
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sex songs Reply #34 on: April 05, 2009, 12:09:49 AM
You have a piece?
Learn something new every day...

Piece of ass!

Shit, I guess if you're home at midnight on a Saturday, maybe he needs to ...

Then again, I'm in my office; maybe he needs to master mine as well .

Hahaha, ask Emp & C, today was kind of funny. We are all tired!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Sex songs Reply #35 on: April 05, 2009, 12:18:01 AM
I'm sure they will chime in ...
I reference the "message from the revolution" in the other forum; I'm gonna record it and post it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sex songs Reply #36 on: April 05, 2009, 12:23:40 AM
I'm sure they will chime in ...
I reference the "message from the revolution" in the other forum; I'm gonna record it and post it ...


Hahahaha. Fine wih me! I am kind of dying to hear Emp's part of the message because he had his hand cupped around the mouthpiece as he spoke (I assume) dirty things into the phone.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Sex songs Reply #37 on: April 05, 2009, 12:24:37 AM
I bet it was more like "Thrash, get me out of here.  Seriously, do whatever it takes, I'll pay you back afterwards."
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Sex songs Reply #38 on: April 05, 2009, 12:25:25 AM
He claimed he said something about fishnets. I am not sure though.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Sex songs Reply #39 on: April 05, 2009, 12:25:35 AM
Yeah, to quote you:
Quote from: tricky
I'm wet!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sex songs Reply #40 on: April 05, 2009, 12:27:03 AM
Dave, post it here...



Re: Sex songs Reply #41 on: April 05, 2009, 12:27:34 AM
I'm not gonna transcribe it ...
I'll just record and post it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Sex songs Reply #42 on: April 05, 2009, 12:28:18 AM
Yes! Record and post!!



Re: Sex songs Reply #43 on: April 05, 2009, 12:29:03 AM
Can we work this recording into bagman's sex song?

Also you should probably get C & Emp's blessing on posting that, first.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Sex songs Reply #44 on: April 05, 2009, 12:30:49 AM
That's what I'm waiting on, actually ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')