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Innuendos and stupid pick up lines(Read 57178 times)
Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #60 on: April 06, 2009, 09:48:56 AM
I meant the McCar.

The Sandman car is awesome! All it needs is an atomatic ruphie dispenser and it would be perfect.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #61 on: April 06, 2009, 09:59:42 AM
Quote from: psychopathetic on April 06, 2009, 09:47:27 AM
is this going to turn into a paul hogan thread too?

I hope not.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #62 on: April 06, 2009, 12:51:09 PM
That's not a van...

THIS is a van...
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #63 on: April 06, 2009, 01:39:14 PM
Quote from: krapsna on April 06, 2009, 09:24:02 AM
That's the most flagrant display of bad taste ever.

I have a question, and i get the feeling the answer will be "both".
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #64 on: April 06, 2009, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 06, 2009, 12:51:09 PM
That's not a van...

THIS is a van...

That's not a van...

This is a van...

« Last Edit: April 06, 2009, 02:17:04 PM by krapsna »
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #65 on: April 06, 2009, 05:18:54 PM
PS?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #66 on: April 06, 2009, 05:48:02 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 06, 2009, 12:51:09 PM
That's not a van...

THIS is a van...

Don't laugh, it's bigger than your clit.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #67 on: April 06, 2009, 05:52:58 PM
W
T
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #68 on: April 06, 2009, 05:55:26 PM
holy shit, that's a van
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #69 on: April 06, 2009, 07:28:17 PM
Yes. That is a van.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #70 on: April 06, 2009, 09:49:18 PM
That van would be the kind of tour van that had gatorade bottles full of piss in it.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #71 on: April 06, 2009, 11:19:49 PM
So what you're saying is that it would be a tour van?
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #72 on: April 06, 2009, 11:40:18 PM
Oh, you're a student?  How would you like to get a PHD in your spare time?
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #73 on: April 07, 2009, 04:06:18 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 06, 2009, 12:51:09 PM
That's not a van...

THIS is a van...

Didnt Ted Bundy once own this?
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #74 on: April 07, 2009, 04:30:13 AM
No, Dahmer ...
He got it at an auction from the Gacy estate ....
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #75 on: April 07, 2009, 04:53:43 AM
Dahmer used his apartment... and Gacy used his crawlspace. And they were fags.

Bundy was a real man.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2009, 04:59:58 AM by Mosh »
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #76 on: April 07, 2009, 04:54:54 AM
I'm a Ramirez fan myself.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #77 on: April 07, 2009, 08:22:44 PM
Of course you are. He fucked old broads too.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #78 on: April 07, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
Like 90 year olds.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #79 on: April 07, 2009, 08:55:26 PM
We know you do, dude.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #80 on: April 07, 2009, 09:05:11 PM
Hey, they can take their teeth out.
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #81 on: April 08, 2009, 02:43:11 AM
GumJob ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #82 on: April 08, 2009, 09:44:18 PM
Do you gag easily?
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #83 on: April 08, 2009, 09:52:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #84 on: April 08, 2009, 10:03:24 PM
Do you have a strong tongue?
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #85 on: April 08, 2009, 11:08:07 PM
Obviously a Ramirez van. See the wheelchair lift?
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #86 on: April 09, 2009, 09:22:28 AM
Back to the pick up lines...

"STFU bitch! If anybody hears you you're fucking dead! FUCKING DEAD!!!"
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #87 on: April 09, 2009, 09:26:36 AM
"Ever been fucked in the ass by a girl? Ever swallowed your own semen?"
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #88 on: April 09, 2009, 09:26:51 AM
"You remind me of fast food"
(Why?)
"Because I wanna take you out........and then I wanna eat you in my car"
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Re: Innuendos and stupid pick up lines Reply #89 on: April 09, 2009, 09:36:28 AM
I just lost my job, and all I have left is this $20 bill.  What can I get for that?
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