Hmmmm ...
I say it's a setup ...

Tricky'll lure the both of them into a dark room, get 'em started, and slip out of the room without them knowing ...

She knows that with Zoomie's alcohol intake, and Dylan's drug intake it'll actually work out for her to record her cherished man-on-man love shit ...

I just really want to punch and fuck.

I am so there.

I can wear my Lamellar though right?

Absolutely not.

I just really want to punch and fuck.

in the face?

It's fun to face fuck her while she's crying.

in the face?

In the face would be fun but I doubt people would really be into getting punched in the face.

Whaddyafink?

I liked it! I'd tried to watch it on TV a few times but, uh, obviously it's one of those movies that doesn't translate well to the land of censorship.

Oh man, I can't even imagine trying to watch a censored version.

Here's the opposite:

The Big Lebowski - F_cking Short Version

hahahahahaha ....

I just really want to punch and fuck.

Eh what the hell. As long as you're dancing on my man muscle it's all good. You're tiny, what harm could you do? I'll probably sleep through the first half anyway...

Ohohohoh, I get it ...

How tiny is she, Zoomie?

hahahaha .....

As small as your dick

OK so now I don't have to rent TBL, I've seen the best parts.

I'm deflated, and on many levels at the moment ...

Si, that Big Lebowski video is great. As soon as you think it jumped the shark it just gets better!

*gleams*

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