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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

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I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. (Read 62677 times)

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #90 on: April 09, 2009, 08:30:46 AM

Quote from: Thrash on April 09, 2009, 02:44:37 AM

Quote from: tricky on April 08, 2009, 10:02:26 PM
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #91 on: April 09, 2009, 09:01:12 AM

Meh

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #92 on: April 09, 2009, 09:21:37 AM

Quote from: tricky on April 09, 2009, 08:30:46 AM

Quote from: Thrash on April 09, 2009, 02:44:37 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 08, 2009, 10:02:26 PM
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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #93 on: April 09, 2009, 11:01:43 AM

Quote from: Mosh on April 09, 2009, 09:01:12 AM

Meh

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #94 on: April 09, 2009, 11:05:26 AM

Where the fuck is bagman? Hospital?

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #95 on: April 09, 2009, 11:25:10 AM

http://www.redtube.com/505

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #96 on: April 09, 2009, 11:41:59 AM

That's been one of my favorite clips for a long ass time. HAWT.

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #97 on: April 09, 2009, 12:45:33 PM

Quote from: twatsquirts, all of you.

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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #98 on: April 09, 2009, 12:46:54 PM

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #99 on: April 09, 2009, 04:28:47 PM

what the fuck is "

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #100 on: April 09, 2009, 04:31:08 PM

Quote from: Dixon Magina on April 09, 2009, 04:28:47 PM

what the fuck is "

Ask tricky.

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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #101 on: April 09, 2009, 11:34:32 PM

I just realized the title of this thread is the most emo fagtastic shit ever.

Quote from: Mosh

*reacharound*

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #102 on: April 10, 2009, 12:44:05 AM

Love you tricky.

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #103 on: April 10, 2009, 03:48:50 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotation_mark

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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #104 on: April 11, 2009, 03:07:19 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibid.

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #105 on: April 11, 2009, 03:18:18 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ditto

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #106 on: April 11, 2009, 04:23:48 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots!!!

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #107 on: April 11, 2009, 04:46:43 PM

You searched for Shutupyoufaggots (all pages starting with "Shutupyoufaggots" | all pages that link to "Shutupyoufaggots")
Jump to: navigation, search
Did you mean: Snuffalufagus?

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #108 on: April 11, 2009, 04:47:50 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 04:23:48 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots!!!

Search for "Shutupyoufaggots" in existing articles.

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Like yours. Only different.

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #109 on: April 11, 2009, 04:49:14 PM

Quote from: eitje on April 11, 2009, 04:47:50 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on April 11, 2009, 04:23:48 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/shutupyoufaggots!!!

Search for "Shutupyoufaggots" in existing articles.

Thats is fucking funny. Five stars.

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Quote from: FB comment

Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #110 on: April 11, 2009, 05:02:25 PM

Quote from: Doormouse on April 11, 2009, 04:46:43 PM

You searched for Shutupyoufaggots (all pages starting with "Shutupyoufaggots" | all pages that link to "Shutupyoufaggots")
Jump to: navigation, search
Did you mean: Snuffalufagus?

Snuffalufagus, hahahahaha

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #111 on: April 11, 2009, 05:06:42 PM

SNUFFALUFAGUS!

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #112 on: April 11, 2009, 05:08:05 PM

UPagus, people. snuffleUPagus. Yeesh, this drives me batty.

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #113 on: April 11, 2009, 05:08:50 PM

Snuffalufagus is the new Shutupyoufaggots. Wikipedia has spoken.

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #114 on: April 11, 2009, 06:48:27 PM

Since the pic was captioned I didn't feel the need to correct Gooki or whatever.

shutupyoufaggots.

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #115 on: April 11, 2009, 07:23:23 PM

Look now!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shutupyoufaggots

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #116 on: April 11, 2009, 07:26:50 PM

WE'RE FAMOUS!!!

Told you I'd make you guys famous. Actually I threatened.

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #117 on: April 11, 2009, 11:14:48 PM

Bummer

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #118 on: April 11, 2009, 11:42:29 PM

Meh. Fame is fleeting.

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Re: I need help breaking it off, but not breaking her heart. Reply #119 on: April 12, 2009, 03:18:25 AM

Yeah, it's now deleted ...

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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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