My exboyfriend would come over drunk and we'd have sex for hours. I would have to put a "be back later" sign on my vagina after while.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Tell me about it. You want to fuck a tranny. That's pretty sick.
I like the Dead Kennedys.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
That reminds me.whats everybody doing for easter ?
Crucifying Jesus; you?
I gave up religion for lent.