One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Where is that semen stored?!?!
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I think Emp said that to all of you so don't feel so damn special.
I don't think I've ever seen such a load blown.
You don't want ginger junk. Then what kind of manjunk do you want?
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.