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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

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List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread/FOR HF/RT'ers: Who's Who? (Read 40019 times)
Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #120 on: April 15, 2009, 12:59:00 AM
Quote from: kc on April 14, 2009, 07:52:40 PM
you know i zero in on the hot chick immediately every time. it's likea sickness. please tell me she's really a hot chick.

i am not. i'm about a step above average, i'd say. but i have a nice ass and big boobs and an extreme sense of humor. also, freckles, which are apparently extremely arousing.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #121 on: April 15, 2009, 01:01:21 AM
No one askd for your opiinon. We're tellign you how we see it. You. Wahteevr.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #122 on: April 15, 2009, 01:07:24 AM
Zoomie's been hitting the sauce again!

Can I have some?
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #123 on: April 15, 2009, 01:07:53 AM
Quote from: Thrash on April 15, 2009, 12:04:45 AM
I'd bang her in the ass, if that helps ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #124 on: April 15, 2009, 01:08:12 AM
Quote from: tricky on April 15, 2009, 01:07:24 AM
Zoomie's been hitting the sauce again!

Can I have some?

I have lots; what'cha want?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #125 on: April 15, 2009, 01:10:03 AM
I qwould totally take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #126 on: April 15, 2009, 01:13:03 AM
Quote from: Thrash on April 15, 2009, 01:08:12 AM
I have lots; what'cha want?

Absynthe?
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #127 on: April 15, 2009, 01:31:33 AM
I'm not with that ....
Keep it basic ...

Quote from: Zoomie on April 15, 2009, 01:10:03 AM
I qwould totally take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again.

I can see chowing her fish ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #128 on: April 15, 2009, 01:46:34 AM
op week man, she wants a beer...cheap generic beer.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 01:47:11 AM by homeless-joe »
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #129 on: April 15, 2009, 01:49:13 AM
Dear Joe/Brian,

Can you retype that in tonight's Zoomie-Speak?
I've been chatting with him on Skype and can't make the adjustment to reading normal text ...

Thanks in advance,
-=Dave=-
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #130 on: April 15, 2009, 01:50:37 AM
Can someone twitter me the gist of it? I can only read a few words right now.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #131 on: April 15, 2009, 01:53:04 AM
I qwould totally take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again. = I'd fuck her.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #132 on: April 15, 2009, 01:53:44 AM
Dear DoorMouse,

No.

Respectfully,
-=Dave=-
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #133 on: April 15, 2009, 01:55:34 AM
I read that wrong.

nm.

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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #134 on: April 15, 2009, 01:57:51 AM
I tried, man ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #135 on: April 15, 2009, 04:53:55 AM
Quote from: psychopathetic on April 15, 2009, 12:59:00 AM
Quote from: kc on April 14, 2009, 07:52:40 PM
you know i zero in on the hot chick immediately every time. it's likea sickness. please tell me she's really a hot chick.

i am not. i'm about a step above average, i'd say. but i have a nice ass and big boobs and an extreme sense of humor. also, freckles, which are apparently extremely arousing.

Freckles make you automatically hot if you're a chick.  And apparently having a giant cock does too (Geek).
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #136 on: April 15, 2009, 07:08:12 AM
Apparently this is my week to drink until I pass out. Woo hoo.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #137 on: April 15, 2009, 09:47:12 AM
i was pretty hammered last night. anyone remember what i did?

anyway, me and dave were gonna have sex but he mentioned that my cunt smelled like mesquite bbq and we started laughing so hard we couldn't finish. better than beef bouliion i guess.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #138 on: April 15, 2009, 09:51:06 AM
You were gonna fuck Thrash???  What the hell.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #139 on: April 15, 2009, 09:53:06 AM
his dick really is that long.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #140 on: April 15, 2009, 10:02:29 AM
No, you're thinking of Bagman, his reaches all the way to tricky.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #141 on: April 15, 2009, 10:09:01 AM
well, there was SOMEONE i was gonna have sex with....
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #142 on: April 15, 2009, 03:33:40 PM
I know I was too drunk...
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #143 on: April 15, 2009, 04:04:53 PM
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT! YOU HEAR ME? A SAINT!
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #144 on: April 15, 2009, 04:37:28 PM
Dude that was way good but WAAAYYYYY late.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #145 on: April 15, 2009, 04:40:03 PM
Yeah, but nobody else got it. Or if they did, they didn't acknowledge getting it, and far be it from me to leave a quote like that hanging.
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #146 on: April 15, 2009, 04:45:34 PM
Well thanks for giving everyone else the chance.

Buncha losers...
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #147 on: April 15, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
okay, so now explain it... yeah ?
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #148 on: April 15, 2009, 04:52:37 PM
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Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #149 on: April 15, 2009, 04:53:39 PM
I don't remember that part.
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