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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread/FOR HF/RT'ers: Who's Who? (Read 40043 times)
Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #120 on: April 15, 2009, 12:59:00 AM
you know i zero in on the hot chick immediately every time. it's likea sickness. please tell me she's really a hot chick.

i am not. i'm about a step above average, i'd say. but i have a nice ass and big boobs and an extreme sense of humor. also, freckles, which are apparently extremely arousing.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #121 on: April 15, 2009, 01:01:21 AM
No one askd for your opiinon. We're tellign you how we see it. You. Wahteevr.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #122 on: April 15, 2009, 01:07:24 AM
Zoomie's been hitting the sauce again!

Can I have some?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #123 on: April 15, 2009, 01:07:53 AM
I'd bang her in the ass, if that helps ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #124 on: April 15, 2009, 01:08:12 AM
Zoomie's been hitting the sauce again!

Can I have some?

I have lots; what'cha want?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #125 on: April 15, 2009, 01:10:03 AM
I qwould totally take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #126 on: April 15, 2009, 01:13:03 AM
I have lots; what'cha want?

Absynthe?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #127 on: April 15, 2009, 01:31:33 AM
I'm not with that ....
Keep it basic ...

I qwould totally take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again.

I can see chowing her fish ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #128 on: April 15, 2009, 01:46:34 AM
op week man, she wants a beer...cheap generic beer.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 01:47:11 AM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #129 on: April 15, 2009, 01:49:13 AM
Dear Joe/Brian,

Can you retype that in tonight's Zoomie-Speak?
I've been chatting with him on Skype and can't make the adjustment to reading normal text ...

Thanks in advance,
-=Dave=-
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #130 on: April 15, 2009, 01:50:37 AM
Can someone twitter me the gist of it? I can only read a few words right now.



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #131 on: April 15, 2009, 01:53:04 AM
I qwould totally take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again. = I'd fuck her.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #132 on: April 15, 2009, 01:53:44 AM
Dear DoorMouse,

No.

Respectfully,
-=Dave=-
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #133 on: April 15, 2009, 01:55:34 AM
I read that wrong.

nm.

Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #134 on: April 15, 2009, 01:57:51 AM
I tried, man ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #135 on: April 15, 2009, 04:53:55 AM
you know i zero in on the hot chick immediately every time. it's likea sickness. please tell me she's really a hot chick.

i am not. i'm about a step above average, i'd say. but i have a nice ass and big boobs and an extreme sense of humor. also, freckles, which are apparently extremely arousing.

Freckles make you automatically hot if you're a chick.  And apparently having a giant cock does too (Geek).
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #136 on: April 15, 2009, 07:08:12 AM
Apparently this is my week to drink until I pass out. Woo hoo.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #137 on: April 15, 2009, 09:47:12 AM
i was pretty hammered last night. anyone remember what i did?

anyway, me and dave were gonna have sex but he mentioned that my cunt smelled like mesquite bbq and we started laughing so hard we couldn't finish. better than beef bouliion i guess.



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #138 on: April 15, 2009, 09:51:06 AM
You were gonna fuck Thrash???  What the hell.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #139 on: April 15, 2009, 09:53:06 AM
his dick really is that long.



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #140 on: April 15, 2009, 10:02:29 AM
No, you're thinking of Bagman, his reaches all the way to tricky.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #141 on: April 15, 2009, 10:09:01 AM
well, there was SOMEONE i was gonna have sex with....



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #142 on: April 15, 2009, 03:33:40 PM
I know I was too drunk...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #143 on: April 15, 2009, 04:04:53 PM
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT! YOU HEAR ME? A SAINT!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #144 on: April 15, 2009, 04:37:28 PM
Dude that was way good but WAAAYYYYY late.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #145 on: April 15, 2009, 04:40:03 PM
Yeah, but nobody else got it. Or if they did, they didn't acknowledge getting it, and far be it from me to leave a quote like that hanging.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #146 on: April 15, 2009, 04:45:34 PM
Well thanks for giving everyone else the chance.

Buncha losers...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #147 on: April 15, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
okay, so now explain it... yeah ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #148 on: April 15, 2009, 04:52:37 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: List of the L-G clan/Introduction thread Reply #149 on: April 15, 2009, 04:53:39 PM
I don't remember that part.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon